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I give great head.

I give great head.

I don’t know about this tiger’s diet.

I don’t know about this tiger’s diet.

This castle is packing heat baby.

This castle is packing heat baby.

Mr. Rodgers, it’s beautiful day in the neighborhood. #edinburgh

Mr. Rodgers, it’s beautiful day in the neighborhood. #edinburgh

I love crab dragoons.

I love crab dragoons.

No more visitors to #EdinburghCastle today because I need my

No more visitors to #EdinburghCastle today because I need my

Edinburgh on one leggy.

Edinburgh on one leggy.

Vacation tastes good aka Scottish Salmon in Edinburgh. Everything

Vacation tastes good aka Scottish Salmon in Edinburgh. Everything

Not much rhymes with Edinburgh. Maybe “pretty” does

Not much rhymes with Edinburgh. Maybe “pretty” does

Rapeseed fields forever.

Rapeseed fields forever.

I am on a Virgin. That makes one of us. Get ready, UK.

I am on a Virgin. That makes one of us. Get ready, UK.

Cutest thing yet today. #Chicago

Cutest thing yet today. #Chicago

Tell me something I didn’t know, fortune writer.

Tell me something I didn’t know, fortune writer.

Sierra’s bum bum is ready.

Sierra’s bum bum is ready.

And where are you? #clippers

And where are you? #clippers

Porn. #glamour #greedyhumans

Porn. #glamour #greedyhumans

Putting the me in sashimi. Jelly? #foodie #food #tittytuesday

Putting the me in sashimi. Jelly? #foodie #food #tittytuesday

Suppah.

Suppah.

Two sessions in with the new Turner-esque piece. #art #painting

Two sessions in with the new Turner-esque piece. #art #painting

I am painting and that has nothing to do with this overdue PSA

I am painting and that has nothing to do with this overdue PSA

I finally earned my @ectocoolerdj sticker. It seems like someone

I finally earned my @ectocoolerdj sticker. It seems like someone

Who loves me the most? @poppedLV

Who loves me the most? @poppedLV

I jumped. #Vegas #cliffjumping

I jumped. #Vegas #cliffjumping

@andersoncooper killed it at Surrender last night.  #lasvegas

@andersoncooper killed it at Surrender last night. #lasvegas

Cabana time at #Surrender. #Vegas

Cabana time at #Surrender. #Vegas

#meow

#meow

modelodette.tumblr.com/post/143347071289/

modelodette.tumblr.com/post/143347071289/

Just jump.

Just jump.

Sexy Saturday In Vegas

Sexy Saturday In Vegas

I am glad I got cool eyes.

I am glad I got cool eyes.

Some things never change. 

Some things never change. 

I’m so glad this hair dye comes with an anal bulb and a

I’m so glad this hair dye comes with an anal bulb and a

FYI

FYI

Seems insulting to assume handicaps are easy. #USPS

Seems insulting to assume handicaps are easy. #USPS

Pop quiz: is this Buddha, someone who got kicked in the face,

Pop quiz: is this Buddha, someone who got kicked in the face,

www.petitevsplump.com for Earth Day

www.petitevsplump.com for Earth Day