The proof’s in the puddin’. Naked girls bound in
What to do when two girls come to your house in bikinis, wanting
“Woke last night to the sound of thunder, How far off I
Cleavage and a Mexican Wrestler Mask. Just a typical Mark Velasquez
I’ve had this map on my wall for well over a year now,
In preparation for Father’s Day, my nieces were told to
Leiah came by today to indulge me in a few useless photos; she’s
Jenna singing to me as I laid in her bed early Sunday morning.
I was reminded tonight how much I love when new places seem so
“We would talk every day for hours.”-“DEADBEAT
I went to visit Jenna today before she leaves tomorrow for a
“It’s one of those lazy daysI’ve got nothing
“Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole. Not like you.”
Forsaking All Others
She must be related to me: She stared up at me defiantly, trying
“If you hold me in your warm handThat wayIt’s as
“LOVE…well never mind.I know how you feel about that,Now
Then she said that I didn’t know her at all. Unfortunately,
When Kacie drinks whiskey, she thinks too much. I just get louder
More Kacie. “It took all the coke in townTo bring down
I like grids. Comments/Questions?
Snow White and the Seven Paternity Tests, 2008. I still don’t
Jenna making a peace symbol out of flowers. A lazy afternoon
“All I know is I got to beWhere my heart says I ought to
One last jailbait photo for the night. She really is a sweetheart,
Jailbait: I hadn’t seen Michelle in over a year, only keeping
FAMILIA. Your family makes you who you are, for better or worse.
“I really care a lotAlthough I look like I do not.…I’ll
I like to wear my models out. Questions/Comments?
Disney World, Orlando, FL: Women volunteer to do the silliest
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“‘Cause you’re too smart to rememberThat you’re
She sounded angry and hurt, which surprisingly didn’t make
“Staring at the skyStaring at the sun.Whichever I choseIt
In a night full of interesting quotes, hers was the most memorable
“And tomorrow’s gonna be a brighter dayThere’s