I don’t see the contradiction between “committing all kinds
You would have stood a chance, had she worn a pink leather corset.
Toothbrushing?
You lucky boy: she just called you her favorite sex-slave.
This must be your lucky day: you don’t get eaten by the sea
In the white room with black curtains near the stationI’ll
You can stare at my photo, but the real me is far away.
Enforced chastity is like a cheat code for dominants.
…and if you never reach that state of inner peace, then that’s
Does the term “parusieverzögerung” mean anything to you?
Thank you, mistress, for turning me into a better man.
I think she just recently started keyholding. She politely asks
Also kind of stressful: wearing stockings that start to have
If you try to break your belt, I will punish you by confiscating
Given this scenario, how would you react?
At least she’s thinking about it.
I bet he deliberately misplaced the key himself.
One of my few captions that isn’t about a woman locking men
In this alternative reality, men are at least allowed to drive,
Just to clarify: trees are reproducing sexually. Otherwise, they
How about we wait with the unlocking until we move out?
Instead of flirting, unbuttoning your shirt might also work.
The realistic outcome: she ties the knot the same day you get
With whom is she talking? Her best friend, her mother, her sister,
A lesser known scene from “Alice in Wonderland”.
Since “quit” is a perfectly valid English adjective, neither
“Gargantua and Pantagruel” contains a list of comparisons
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One criticism about porn is that it gives men completely unrealistic
Kissing your enslaver’s vulva brings you good luck, at least
That’s what happens when you have too few chastity cage. Alternatively,
I think there is a flaw in her method. As far as I’m concerned,
How would you reply?
The other question is: which outcome would you prefer?
My first multiple-captions-caption.
Of course you wouldn’t be mad: nobody can be expected to be