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“Gargantua and Pantagruel” contains a list of comparisons
A lesser known scene from “Alice in Wonderland”.
With whom is she talking? Her best friend, her mother, her sister,
The realistic outcome: she ties the knot the same day you get
Instead of flirting, unbuttoning your shirt might also work.