omg-images:[OC] Sticks
tastefullyoffensive:Apparently, combing a squirrel makes it stop
Good call.
SRS Funny
advice-animal:Burn
srsfunny:For All The Jurassic World Fans Out There … this
Gorgeous.
advice-animal:Australia
hejibits:I’m sorry
unclefather: Just had a child say “circumcise me, captain!”
Memewhore
srsfunny:He Will Definitely Be Missed
advice-animal:An overlooked threat during the zombie apocalypse
srsfunny:Wrong Address Lady
yiffmaster: cancercreww: You: 4/20 Me, an intellectual: 1/5
advice-animal:Paper beats rock
I would love to have a platonic threesome….
…. damn.
lol Legit.
Burn.
Can’t really blame him. You can only pretend eating meat
Humanity, gettin’ its priorities straight.
Ya… Id sprinkle it with special water…
You da real mvp.
….. *runs*
lol Well done.
Im sold. Prepare to accept my business.
What the actual fuck…
donkeydickjess: londoncornershop: thereasonforthewordbitch:
We have a winner.
WTF genre of porn is this….
I one hundred percent forgot about this commercial. lmao
tastefullyoffensive:IKEA bags hold everything. (via meanboysclub)
current mood: would much rather be sucking a dick
Ya… you will… do you think nice guys who appreciate
So true.