Looks like Freddy Krueger’s dong was too hot for the fire that
Well, well, well, looks like not all of the Staypuft marshmallow
Holy shit, I bet Neil Degrasse Tyson’s hot dong knows a thing
Good thing his pants aren’t sheer, or his coworkers would never
Well, well, well, check out that hot dong on Ross Gellar himself!
R.I.P. Christopher Reeves, you had an awesome dong.