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Check out that hot dong on Michael Myers! Careful, though, you don’t want to trip while you’re running away ;)

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published on: 2015-10-31 23:47:49

DFW? HUNG!

DFW? HUNG!

Hey Quentin Tarantino, great dong!

Hey Quentin Tarantino, great dong!

Looks like Freddy Krueger’s dong was too hot for the fire that

Looks like Freddy Krueger’s dong was too hot for the fire that

Well, well, well, looks like not all of the Staypuft marshmallow

Well, well, well, looks like not all of the Staypuft marshmallow

Looks like we’ve finally answered the age old question of “Who’s

Looks like we’ve finally answered the age old question of “Who’s

Holy shit, I bet Neil Degrasse Tyson’s hot dong knows a thing

Holy shit, I bet Neil Degrasse Tyson’s hot dong knows a thing