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James: Why is it that every time you send me a snap of your girlfriend,
I got some breeder enhancements to knock up my wife, and they
Somebody just messaged me regarding a caption commission, but
I watched my daughter from my seat in the living room as she
I sighed loudly when I saw my wife coming down the stairs. “God