Say what you like about Americans, but their culture sure gets

Say what you like about Americans, but their culture sure gets

Favorite group of people to go to the movies with? That’s easy:

Favorite group of people to go to the movies with? That’s easy:

Freeuse on Reddit

Freeuse on Reddit

TS: Privileged ParentingBeing a partner at a big law firm can

TS: Privileged ParentingBeing a partner at a big law firm can

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I work part-time as an in-studio fluffer. We mostly do music

I work part-time as an in-studio fluffer. We mostly do music

Big thanks to @hellenvess for paying me money to write her stuff.

Big thanks to @hellenvess for paying me money to write her stuff.

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The second act came out onto the stage in her not-so-skimpy outfit,

The second act came out onto the stage in her not-so-skimpy outfit,

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“Okay, Mrs. Philosophy Major,” I said to my friend Clara

“Okay, Mrs. Philosophy Major,” I said to my friend Clara

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“Look at that asshole… Havin’ the time of his life.”

“Look at that asshole… Havin’ the time of his life.”

For the first week of our family vacation in Japan my wife and

For the first week of our family vacation in Japan my wife and

My sister is such a character. The story behind this pic is…

My sister is such a character. The story behind this pic is…

I don’t have a husband or any children of my own, but there’s

I don’t have a husband or any children of my own, but there’s

Heya! My name’s Patricia, although I mostly go by Trixi now.

Heya! My name’s Patricia, although I mostly go by Trixi now.

I know that people who complain about tourists are hypocrites.

I know that people who complain about tourists are hypocrites.

I think my daughter and I are falling in love. Not just the family

I think my daughter and I are falling in love. Not just the family

I woke up from my nap to see Ms. Newburn staggering to her feet.“Mm,

I woke up from my nap to see Ms. Newburn staggering to her feet.“Mm,

The woman next door used to be some hotshot government breeder’s

The woman next door used to be some hotshot government breeder’s

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All the other girls at the restaurant liked Xiu, including me.

All the other girls at the restaurant liked Xiu, including me.

“Hey, Lydia,” I called out, stomping through the kitchen. “Lydia!

“Hey, Lydia,” I called out, stomping through the kitchen. “Lydia!

Snap. Flash. Damn. I thought it was on silent.“Hey, wha–”

Snap. Flash. Damn. I thought it was on silent.“Hey, wha–”

I’m only 19, and on top of that I was a late bloomer, so I

I’m only 19, and on top of that I was a late bloomer, so I

Fucking my sisters awake always used to be Dad’s job, but he’s

Fucking my sisters awake always used to be Dad’s job, but he’s

“Look, kid,” the chief grunted from behind his desk.

“Look, kid,” the chief grunted from behind his desk.

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quixerotic.tumblr.com/post/161544533680/

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quixerotic.tumblr.com/post/161583041965/

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It happened faster than anyone had expected.  The hesitancy

It happened faster than anyone had expected.  The hesitancy

Jacob’s beach trip was going better than expected.  He’d

Jacob’s beach trip was going better than expected.  He’d

Normally, Steve would take the girl out of the room before fucking

Normally, Steve would take the girl out of the room before fucking

 Erica and Mark are a pair of high school sweethearts struggling

Erica and Mark are a pair of high school sweethearts struggling

“What year did the Battle of Hastings happen?”  Sarah had

“What year did the Battle of Hastings happen?”  Sarah had