published on: 2016-12-31 17:02:22
Long day at work, honey? Don’t worry, I have a gift for
You think I look pretty? I bought it today, all for you. I was
*Yawn* Morning, babe. Did you sleep OK? New Year’s is exhausting.
Yes, I absolutely *am* going to the party like this. You know
Is this what you were picturing? You think I look hot? My boyfriend’s
Oh hey, you must be Vanessa’s boyfriend! She’s told