published on: 2016-12-29 17:02:20
Denying a man is an art form. You don’t just leap into
So you want me to tell your wife … what? That it’s OK
You think I look pretty? I bought it today, all for you. I was
You haven’t even started getting ready? Baby, we have to
*Yawn* Morning, babe. Did you sleep OK? New Year’s is exhausting.
Yes, I absolutely *am* going to the party like this. You know