published on: 2016-12-30 02:46:12
So you want me to tell your wife … what? That it’s OK
Long day at work, honey? Don’t worry, I have a gift for
You haven’t even started getting ready? Baby, we have to
*Yawn* Morning, babe. Did you sleep OK? New Year’s is exhausting.
Yes, I absolutely *am* going to the party like this. You know
Is this what you were picturing? You think I look hot? My boyfriend’s