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Awww…You caught me getting ready for your special birthday

Awww…You caught me getting ready for your special birthday

What a great lapdance! This stripper really knew what she was

What a great lapdance! This stripper really knew what she was

See you wife’s bathing suit fits… Now we can jump

See you wife’s bathing suit fits… Now we can jump

Good morning sir! Time for your special massage… Please

Good morning sir! Time for your special massage… Please

I hope you don’t mind Mr. C.  Your daughter said I could use

I hope you don’t mind Mr. C.  Your daughter said I could use

I hope you don’t mind me coming in here so early Mr. C…

I hope you don’t mind me coming in here so early Mr. C…

Darn, she says… “this top won’t stay put while we

Darn, she says… “this top won’t stay put while we

Ok, Anya says… the oil has gotten all over, time to take

Ok, Anya says… the oil has gotten all over, time to take

Here I am, trying to be the good husband as my wife goes into

Here I am, trying to be the good husband as my wife goes into

So, I drove my jeep to my favorite mud pit… It’s

So, I drove my jeep to my favorite mud pit… It’s

Don’t you just love making sand castles uncle John? Oh,

Don’t you just love making sand castles uncle John? Oh,

The advantages of working late!

The advantages of working late!

I used to think my girlfriend’s younger sister was a little

I used to think my girlfriend’s younger sister was a little

After our ship sank, and I swam for what felt like hours, I had

After our ship sank, and I swam for what felt like hours, I had

Mmmm, I’m ready to give you your lap dance now…

Mmmm, I’m ready to give you your lap dance now…

Hi… So, I put the special sheet on the bed, and started

Hi… So, I put the special sheet on the bed, and started

Can I snuggle in with you tonight step-daddy? Mom’s not

Can I snuggle in with you tonight step-daddy? Mom’s not

Darn this bikini top, I just can’t seem to get it to stay

Darn this bikini top, I just can’t seem to get it to stay

Little did I know what to expect from my neighbor’s wife,

Little did I know what to expect from my neighbor’s wife,

So, I heard you wanted my special island dream massage sir? Perfect!

So, I heard you wanted my special island dream massage sir? Perfect!

Good morning Mr C! I thought I would use your shower because

Good morning Mr C! I thought I would use your shower because

Good morning step-daddy! Happy Father’s Day!  We thought

Good morning step-daddy! Happy Father’s Day! We thought

Ok, you win this game of strip pool!

Ok, you win this game of strip pool!

Now that’s the way a private lap dance is supposed to finish

Now that’s the way a private lap dance is supposed to finish

A variation of Homer Simpson’s response here… Dough!

A variation of Homer Simpson’s response here… Dough!

The tub is at the right temperature now sir… Please join

The tub is at the right temperature now sir… Please join

We have the air mattress ready behind us. Now please choose how

We have the air mattress ready behind us. Now please choose how

My girlfriend enjoyed making me cum on her best friend. She said,

My girlfriend enjoyed making me cum on her best friend. She said,

Morning Mr C! I couldn’t sleep anymore with your daughter and

Morning Mr C! I couldn’t sleep anymore with your daughter and

‘I’ve got the massage table all set up’ she said… ‘I

‘I’ve got the massage table all set up’ she said… ‘I

Climb into the barber’s chair she said to me. Time for

Climb into the barber’s chair she said to me. Time for

She asks me, after she came outside to join me by the pool, if

She asks me, after she came outside to join me by the pool, if

So sir, are you ready for your very special massage?

So sir, are you ready for your very special massage?

starman191:  Starman191  Man, she got really “fucked up”,

starman191: Starman191 Man, she got really “fucked up”,

Oh, if only JC would show her puppies for real!

Oh, if only JC would show her puppies for real!

I love how my new wife encouraged me to get close to my new step-daughter.

I love how my new wife encouraged me to get close to my new step-daughter.