published on: 2015-03-04 14:12:24
“How do you know that your wife doesn’t fantasise
‘Your girlfriend’s ex paid her a visit today, but
“Your girlfriend looked your friend right in the eyes as
“He told your wife to look him in the eyes as he filled
“Oh God… I know I said you could only put the tip
“You had to leave the party early, but your friend kindly