published on: 2015-03-04 14:12:32
‘Your girlfriend’s ex paid her a visit today, but
“If you turned on Skype to find your girlfriend on her
“He told your wife to look him in the eyes as he filled
“Oh God… I know I said you could only put the tip
“You had to leave the party early, but your friend kindly
“Your girlfriend said that you were more than big enough