“I swear my tits weren’t bulging out of my top this
“Sooooo the breast expansion soap really works. Maybe I
Anonymous: Got on birth control and gained four cup sizes and
“Wha- what are you doing? Stop it! My- my TITS! They’re
“I know how much you love my gigantic fake tits, so I got
“Oh they’re definitely bigger than my head now, babe.