“You make me go ‘Oh my GAAAAAWD!’ more than
“If I met you at work, I’d totally leave my number
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“Would you like me to alarm you?” Submitted by anonymous.
Submitted by landseaandair: I’d believe in you any time…
“Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your ‘head’
“When I said I was hoping you’d go deeper, I wasn’t
“I’m Sherlock’s biggest fan. Wanna see how
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“Yes, I said that the laptop was in THE bedroom. No, that
“So, you’ve got a boyfriend then? I’ll have
Submitted by impala-at-221b: ahem… Aw, look at my boys!
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Submitted by kbweff (no username): am i going to hell OH MY
“My chemical defect for you could never put me on the losing
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Submitted by nobirdstofly: John just crawled on top of Sherlock’s
Submitted by tophatsandfedoras: Your pickup lines must be working
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The best of Scotland Yard (Greg Lestrade, Sally Donovan, and
“I would put the finger on you just to get you off.”
“My dick is so huge, my doggy style is referred to as Baskerville
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“If you were my holiday, I wouldn’t need to fancy
“I would drink your coffee even if the sugar was drugged.”
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Submitted by aladyking: I laughed because the minute I read
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“Will you be my division?”
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“Would you let me come into your ‘cab’ with
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