Now I lay me down to sleep …
I’ll get you a life jacket
That’s gonna be a helluva bill
Line ’em up and knock ’em down
That task deserves an extra treat
Here for a deposit or a withdrawal?
Dude, what happened to your face?
Ending the year on a low note
Damn percentages are so confusing
I hate it when he has more fun than me
Isn’t that the point?
Christmas budget officially blown
So much for THAT feast
Excited much?
Well, that’s a relief
It’ll steal your sunshiney soul
I would’ve left him the comics section
Need some ice?
Breakfast of champions
Only successful candidates will be contacted
Not his finest attributes
Dat face … so unimpressed
Lovin’ them bunny slippers, Norman
So there
Another one for the resolutions list
You winter campers be careful out there
Kindly crank up the heat
Efficiency expert
Dammit, I spent twice as much on you
You said bring franken…….. oh.
Festive fringe
Christmas delights, then and now
Forewarned is forearmed
But you look so cute up there
Ewe are such a scrooge
So *that’s* where all the candy canes went