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Now I lay me down to sleep …

Now I lay me down to sleep …

I’ll get you a life jacket

I’ll get you a life jacket

That’s gonna be a helluva bill

That’s gonna be a helluva bill

Line ’em up and knock ’em down

Line ’em up and knock ’em down

That task deserves an extra treat

That task deserves an extra treat

Here for a deposit or a withdrawal?

Here for a deposit or a withdrawal?

Dude, what happened to your face?

Dude, what happened to your face?

Ending the year on a low note

Ending the year on a low note

Damn percentages are so confusing

Damn percentages are so confusing

I hate it when he has more fun than me

I hate it when he has more fun than me

Isn’t that the point?

Isn’t that the point?

Christmas budget officially blown

Christmas budget officially blown

So much for THAT feast

So much for THAT feast

Excited much?

Excited much?

Well, that’s a relief

Well, that’s a relief

It’ll steal your sunshiney soul

It’ll steal your sunshiney soul

I would’ve left him the comics section

I would’ve left him the comics section

Need some ice?

Need some ice?

Breakfast of champions

Breakfast of champions

Only successful candidates will be contacted

Only successful candidates will be contacted

Not his finest attributes

Not his finest attributes

Dat face … so unimpressed

Dat face … so unimpressed

Lovin’ them bunny slippers, Norman

Lovin’ them bunny slippers, Norman

So there

So there

Another one for the resolutions list

Another one for the resolutions list

You winter campers be careful out there

You winter campers be careful out there

Kindly crank up the heat

Kindly crank up the heat

Efficiency expert

Efficiency expert

Dammit, I spent twice as much on you

Dammit, I spent twice as much on you

You said bring franken…….. oh.

You said bring franken…….. oh.

Festive fringe

Festive fringe

Christmas delights, then and now

Christmas delights, then and now

Forewarned is forearmed

Forewarned is forearmed

But you look so cute up there

But you look so cute up there

Ewe are such a scrooge

Ewe are such a scrooge

So *that’s* where all the candy canes went

So *that’s* where all the candy canes went