What you see is not always what you get
Stick with me babe, we’ll go places
Bark first, ask questions later
Sometimes simpler is better
Upper crust crapper
Need to come down from all this blow
Cry me a river
A delicious aroma
Coffee and conversation — a delightful diversion
I have end of week deafness syndrome
I just may be a slow learner…
Protecting the customers’ best interests
Literary wit
Best buds nap time
Your guilty feet are showing
Dammit … all he ever talks about is birds and tuna
Happy no hump day
Every day serves a purpose
Who you callin’ chicken?!
I cannot comprehend this chaos
If it fits, I sits
The winter blahs have officially arrived
He’s got a real abrasive sense of humour
All reasonable substitutes accepted
Crystalline highlights
Sledjacked by a cute l’il criminal
My secret recipe for having a great day
Aw c’mon, Aunt May, not again
Will that be Celsius or Fahrenheit?
Thanks, but I prefer Back in Black
Damn biped females
And it runs on magic fairy dust
Oh, mah achin’ head
I’ll happily participate in indoor sports
A comforting assurance
Nothing wrong with being a late bloomer