tastefullyoffensive: Mind-Boggling Shower Thoughts, Part 5 (Part
just-shower-thoughts: When you “bite down” on something,
just-shower-thoughts: Growing up, minesweeper taught me that
just-shower-thoughts: Pizza isn’t cut into triangles. It’s
just-shower-thoughts: Im more picky about who i jerk off to,
just-shower-thoughts: If someone else caused you as much trouble
just-shower-thoughts: People always tell me not to use stereotypes
best-shower-thoughts:Some people are not an early bird or a night
totallyjazzed: just-shower-thoughts: Even though they have no
just-shower-thoughts: The heavier a thing is, the harder it
just-shower-thoughts: At some point, we WILL possibly be able
just-shower-thoughts: Terry Crews would’ve been a way better
just-shower-thoughts: Ooo ahh hot hot
just-shower-thoughts: If you lose your left arm your right will
just-shower-thoughts: Luke Skywalker defeated the Empire single
just-shower-thoughts: That Google Chrome “what tab is being
just-shower-thoughts: Security guards working at Samsung stores
just-shower-thoughts: I’ve been using AdBlock for more than
just-shower-thoughts: Since our voices always sound cooler to
just-shower-thoughts: There should be a Sesame Street for adults,
just-shower-thoughts: Art is how we decorate space; music is
just-shower-thoughts: If you don’t have enough money for a
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder if in 50-60 years there will
just-shower-thoughts: In Pacific Rim, the humans defeated the
just-shower-thoughts: Many of us will be the last people in
just-shower-thoughts: If everyone is always thinking outside
just-shower-thoughts: You know you’re an adult when you finally
just-shower-thoughts: Cyber Monday is the perfect day to unsubscribe
just-shower-thoughts: Blunt can mean straight to the point,
just-shower-thoughts: If you make a killing you make a lot of
just-shower-thoughts: Learning to code has totally fucked my
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder how many item features I don’t
just-shower-thoughts: I check Facebook like I check my fridge:
just-shower-thoughts: Someone way uglier than you has gotten
just-shower-thoughts: What if genies were real until somebody
just-shower-thoughts:People with anxiety are basically way too