Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
 
		
   Be quiet you little slut or your mom will hear you, and then
 
		
 Always have sex with your boss when they’re in a bad mood,
 
	
		
 “Your aunt tends to forgets that while she is on the phone
 
		
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 Definitely feeling a bit of a milf / cougar thing tonight. Any
 
		
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 Happy Mother’s Day! Treat your Mom (or yourself) to a belly
 
		
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 Honey, you haven’t told anything to your mom about the
 
		
  Honey, you haven’t told anything to your mom about the expensive
 
		
 Your much-younger-than-your-dad step-mom was right when she said,
 
		
 It was really shocking to hear your girlfriend say, “I
 
		
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 Your mom is working as hard as she can to please your new step-dad
 
		
 secretslice:  “Oh my god Uncle Pete. Fuuccck…”“Shut
 
		
 You don’t know why your mom lived her life so precautiously
 
		
 softbipolarity:  knowing that that thing you’ve been putting
 
		
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 ratdonnie: familycumtime:  Reblog if you feel that sex should
 
		
 septemberfirst1989:  septemberfirst1989: social experiment: if
 
		
 iam-ashley:  My mommy and I today! I love her!  Your mom tho?
 
		
 bunkey:as i walk through the valley of the shadow of death i
 
		
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