Mommy Monster, thats not my phone number.!! xD I Told You To

Mommy Monster, thats not my phone number.!! xD I Told You To

My girlfriend drew this for me so I have to pay her. She needs

My girlfriend drew this for me so I have to pay her. She needs

likeful: uhh reblog this w your sign and wether or not your phone

likeful: uhh reblog this w your sign and wether or not your phone

playing-hero:  lunette3002:  fashionf-u-c-ks: None OKAY so I

playing-hero: lunette3002: fashionf-u-c-ks: None OKAY so I

I fucking hate the fact that when something interests me, I 463728946372%

I fucking hate the fact that when something interests me, I 463728946372%

decibel-disorder:  On my phone, can’t tag skuttz, but eep it’s

decibel-disorder: On my phone, can’t tag skuttz, but eep it’s

Please you guys, this is super important.  This is Bart, my Khajiit.

Please you guys, this is super important. This is Bart, my Khajiit.

playing-hero:  lunette3002:  fashionf-u-c-ks: None OKAY so I

playing-hero: lunette3002: fashionf-u-c-ks: None OKAY so I

so i don’t have a phone right now, because it just won’t

so i don’t have a phone right now, because it just won’t

My teacher left my phone a voicemail asking why "my bitch ass"

My teacher left my phone a voicemail asking why "my bitch ass"

I just broke my phone. It wont turn on. My baby. I HAD MY INFINITE

I just broke my phone. It wont turn on. My baby. I HAD MY INFINITE

My friend is here and she has to leave in an hour but right now

My friend is here and she has to leave in an hour but right now

zubat:  denchgang:  where would i have a 24 pack of crayons but

zubat: denchgang: where would i have a 24 pack of crayons but

Phone’s SD card is fucked

Phone’s SD card is fucked

Hey, I apologize for my disappearance. This is a busy summer:

Hey, I apologize for my disappearance. This is a busy summer:

zubat:  denchgang:  where would i have a 24 pack of crayons but

zubat: denchgang: where would i have a 24 pack of crayons but

Wow I’m really not okay and I can’t text anybody

Wow I’m really not okay and I can’t text anybody

stephanie-beatriz:  I’m not doing it. I’m not, because I’m

stephanie-beatriz: I’m not doing it. I’m not, because I’m

cikero:my phone thinks I’m dating emperor augustus

cikero:my phone thinks I’m dating emperor augustus

My computer’s wireless adapter died (won’t turn on

My computer’s wireless adapter died (won’t turn on

faramircaptainofgondor:  so i’ve got one of these  if we’re

faramircaptainofgondor: so i’ve got one of these if we’re

My phone will now automatically capitalize Pearl but not Amethyst

My phone will now automatically capitalize Pearl but not Amethyst

I wonder if CN knows that if they released new SU phone cases

I wonder if CN knows that if they released new SU phone cases

I don’t know what in my house makes that rattling noise that

I don’t know what in my house makes that rattling noise that

 Noiz be like   OKAY QUICK STORY TIME.  I DIDN’T SEE THIS

Noiz be like OKAY QUICK STORY TIME.  I DIDN’T SEE THIS

ah yes, the holidays. the time of year where i actually have

ah yes, the holidays. the time of year where i actually have

follow-the-music: ch-a-s-i-n-g:  Why parents have a strange need

follow-the-music: ch-a-s-i-n-g: Why parents have a strange need

i put the cash money i saved for my vacation in a safe place

i put the cash money i saved for my vacation in a safe place

a private caller keeps phoning me and hanging up after two rings

a private caller keeps phoning me and hanging up after two rings

I’m not sure how my luck is. I mean I lost my phone last

I’m not sure how my luck is. I mean I lost my phone last

theworldsabrokenbden:  patricksdiehard:  I gave that to patrick

theworldsabrokenbden: patricksdiehard: I gave that to patrick

chaiteaprincess:  sofakeitsfox:  Remember when every girl wanted

chaiteaprincess: sofakeitsfox: Remember when every girl wanted

vinegod:  “I thought my phone was ringing” by The LAD Bible

vinegod: “I thought my phone was ringing” by The LAD Bible

tinychatting:  my talents include being able to sit on the toilet

tinychatting: my talents include being able to sit on the toilet

nonalien:  if i’m with someone and i’m on my phone i’m

nonalien: if i’m with someone and i’m on my phone i’m

My phone knows me well apparently

My phone knows me well apparently