marissarei: donewithblue: This is Spagary. He’s fat so we
jeiidaan: me too buddy
if you’re a sarcastic asshole come sit with me because i’m
ryoji-dearest: i read all your tags even if i don’t comment
pizzaotter: Me too kitty, me too.
Snoop: “You think you the shit, locking niggas up and shit.”Bunk:
neutroisenjolras: if you ever try to befriend me and you expect
hydratonic: im so hungry but too cold to bother going to the
letsmakeloaf: nobody’s ever really happy to find out they’ve
beehotel: starbucks barista: what would you like me; just fuck
my brain has too many tabs open
zackisontumblr: me in any situation: this reminds me of that
jail: me: *eats every meal while on laptop* me: WHY IS MY COMPUTER
jalexaremyhomeboys: reasons i don’t want to do a presentation
thinly: @ God please send me a hot boy who ain’t gonna fuck
prejaculate: i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing
johnjewbert: if you dont like me please dont pretend to like
anxius:choke me (sexually but then actually kill me)
me when viewing my dash today
spicy-vagina-tacos:zethes76:dajo42:age 4 me was very confused
xyako: Friend: *has a crush* Me: Who in the what now Me: you
thecommonchick:Me: Hey want to act out a scene from 50 Shades?Boy:
plantbug:me: hi kitty kitty kitty you’re the cutest kitty aren’t
me: *walks elegantly through the house in the dark at night,
anders-apostate:Me: *Flirts with someone*Them: *Flirts back*Me:
tinysquids: Me: *Does absolutely nothing to deserve a treat
me@ teachers who stare at me when I'm doing work
dameofgame:atira-patrice:them: “girl come to the club wit us..”“aye,
missinglinc:relationship status: slept with laundry I was too
kallutochan: me: *smirk in class* teach: wat u smirk abot me:
halleberrys:me: i’m gonna take a 30 minute nap :)me: *accidentally
verticulars: I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because
melongorl:me: *feeling like something is really wrong*me: lol……hope
kaikidieshu: stale cinnamon roll, been in this world too long,
the-mystery-of-bill-cipher: I do too!
kiss me too fiercely, hold me too tight, i need help believing you’re