 
 hootie-who:  “Aw…fu-…aw….mate….” Gaz was
 
 hootie-who:  The more Josh drank the more his muscles swelled.
 
 hootie-who:  Last night Colin had been a 120lb twink until he
 
 hootie-who:  The devil offered Matt a deal: An inch added to
 
 hootie-who:  The trick to really making your man a bimbo is to
 
 hootie-who:  Danny had worried getting glasses would make him
 
 hootie-who:  Clint didn’t understand why the Mexican guys at
 
 hootie-who:  Once the hypnosis video stopped, Hank looked down
 
 hootie-who:  Your boyfriend Nick was happy at first over how
 
 hootie-who:  “Man, Thanks Wizard. I can’t believe you
 
 hootie-who:  When the curse hit Jeremy he was 18 and still living
 
 hootie-who:  “I would do anything to have a bigger cock”
 
 hootie-who:  “Go Fuck Yourself, Faggot!” that insult
 
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 hootie-who:  Jace had lost another competition for lack of definition
 
 hootie-who:  At first you thought the hypnosis didn’t work.
 
 hootie-who:  Denny stood by his computer, surrounded by his ripped
 
 hootie-who:  Carlo paused his jerking off and tried to remember
 
 hootie-who:  Shane had just been a regular nerd who wanted to
 
 hootie-who:  Fuck mate….can’t hardly remember my old life.
 
 hootie-who:  “uhh…mm…duhhh…mm"  It was this that
 
 hootie-who:  Damn , the guy was right! After drinking the potion,
 
 hootie-who:  Timmy barely got off a selfie of his Bovine Growth-Hormone
 
 hootie-who:  You picked up the twinky bimbo at the bar after
 
 hootie-who:  “Woah man! I can’t believe that Ray Gun you
 
 hootie-who:  “Aw…fu-…aw….mate….” Gaz was overwhelmed
 
 hootie-who:  Tyler knew he shouldn’t fuck girls with daddy
 
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 hootie-who:  Troy lifted himself up looking at the shreds of
 
 hootie-who:  Timmy barely got off a selfie of his Bovine Growth-Hormone
 
 hootie-who:  He kept trying to write captions and post stories
 
 hootie-who:  Danny had worried getting glasses would make him
 
 hootie-who:  Quarterback Jack couldn’t believe his coach had
 
 Stacey knew something was wrong when she felt her skin tingle
 
 hootie-who:  Fuck mate….can’t hardly remember my old life.
 
 hootie-who:  Shane had just been a regular nerd who wanted to