Belgravia, London Age 41 - I’m looking for men who would
i fantasize about having a threesome. Handling two big black
“I would frequent cafes just to have a meeting with you.”
“Wanna know how you can recognize me by not my face?”
“I would rob Buckingham Palace just for your amusement.”
“Excuse me, but could you help me recover some missing
“I need someone to take my measurements. Care to volunteer?”
“Let’s talk about the birds and the Bee Gees.”
“I bet I can make your pulse increase and your pupils dilate.”
“I wish I could drive myself into your path.”
“I know caring is not an advantage, but that hasn’t
“I think you just turned me straight. Let’s have
“Sex doesn’t alarm me. Want me to prove it?”
“If you take off that bedsheet, I’ll show you my
“I always hear ‘kiss me on the mouth’ when
“You can X-ray my possessions if you want.”
“You have very sexy skin that I wouldn’t mind making
“I always hear ‘sit on my face’ when you’re
“Would you like to see the Ice Man cometh?” Submitted
“I wouldn’t put on pants for you.” Submitted
The best of A Scandal in Belgravia references, from BBC Sherlock
“If there was a fire, you’d be my priority exposed.”
“I would have dinner with you even if I wasn’t hungry.”
“I never want to say ‘LATERZ!’ to you.”
“I think you’re really brainy. And I mean that in
“I love you so much, I promise to avoid your nose and teeth
“Wanna change Moriarty’s nickname for you?”
“I know a man… And I am what he likes.” Submitted
“I’ll expose my priorities if you’ll set me
“Want me to make you moan like my text alert?”
“Would you like me to alarm you?” Submitted by anonymous.
“I’d hit that 1895 times.”
“I can shoot it so far, not even Vatican Cameos will save
“Shall I show you the code to my safe?”
Lara Pulver playing Irene Adler from “Sherlock” Season
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