What to do when two girls come to your house in bikinis, wanting
 
	
		
 sissysubdenise:  Caught in the Act As if it’s not embarrassing
 
		
 when she’s talking shit, acting as if she’s untouchable……
 
		
 They acted as if you weren’t there; you were as silent
 
		
 He flirted with your wife, acting as if you weren’t there;
 
		
 Kindi loves to spend time at Keystone Lake totally nude…but
 
		
  Age, but act as if you were forever young. Carpe Diem. 
 
		
 cumstarved:  Sometimes my roommates will sit on my face and let
 
		
 recklesselegance:  “ She’s calling. Be calm, act as if you
 
		
  #Bones acts as if everything in the galaxy is Jim’s fault #the
 
		
 skimpymoms:  momsseductiveways:  - “What’s wrong, Son, you’re
 
		
 uanwithniall:  lousbums:  stairshire:  pokemoniall:  are you
 
		
 marsza:rgnamills:i knew there was a reason i liked maisie.This
 
		
 fuckyeahqaf:   [Debbie acts as if she’s suddenly dizzy.] Michael:
 
		
 fotoarcade:  “If you wish to call me yours, then you will have
 
		
 Here’s the deal. When we are out in public, I do not want
 
		
 grootpoepjeplasjehoofd:If you don’t want to vote, okay,
 
		
 eurotrashy:  On every single pre-teen-targeted show there’s
 
		
 not4davey:  Here’s the deal. When we are out in public, I do
 
		
 staypozitive:  I don’t mind clingy. In fact, I appreciate it
 
		
 Please be Worth This by Act as If
 
		
 stxxz:   That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying
 
		
 bestillmyshippingheart:  #no one makes us do anything #honestly
 
		
 gogomrbrown:    Dashcam Video Just Released Shows Cop Murder
 
		
 youngblackandvegan:  there’s nothing wrong with interracial
 
		
 itsmikuisa:  Listen, I love you guys. Every European claiming
 
		
 sherslock:  repeat after me: there are 40 members of the westboro
 
		
 cumstarved:  Knowing what a slut I am, my roommates most often
 
		
 dyscomancer:genuinely hope to see the fall of christianity as
 
		
 trapcard:  As someone who lived in Germany and various places
 
		
 gaara-s:     I always act as if I’m a full-fledged Ninja. I
 
		
 cumstarved:  Sometimes my roommates will sit on my face and let
 
		
 ultimatebottom69:king-valkyriee:THAT WAS AN AMAZING TEASER Y'ALL
 
		
 gohn-jegbert:  karkatuan:  everyone should fucking re-read homestuck
 
		
 dyscomancer:genuinely hope to see the fall of christianity as
 
		
 Cross the line if you sucked up your pride, and told him you