“I made you some shoes.”

“I made you some shoes.”

“Let’s talk about the birds and the Bee Gees.”

“Let’s talk about the birds and the Bee Gees.”

“You’re so hot, you’re gonna burn the heart

“You’re so hot, you’re gonna burn the heart

“You can slip your hand into my pocket anytime.”

“You can slip your hand into my pocket anytime.”

“If I broke into your home, would you have a cup of tea

“If I broke into your home, would you have a cup of tea

“Your Moves Like Jagger make me want to Stay Alive.”

“Your Moves Like Jagger make me want to Stay Alive.”

“I put the ‘wood’ in 'Westwood.’”

“I put the ‘wood’ in 'Westwood.’”

“I baked you a gingerbread cookie. Sorry it’s burnt.”

“I baked you a gingerbread cookie. Sorry it’s burnt.”

The best of Jim Moriarty, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of Jim Moriarty, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of The Great Game references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

The best of The Great Game references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

The best of fandom crack references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

The best of fandom crack references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

The best of A Scandal in Belgravia references, from BBC Sherlock

The best of A Scandal in Belgravia references, from BBC Sherlock

The best of The Reichenbach Fall references, from BBC Sherlock

The best of The Reichenbach Fall references, from BBC Sherlock

“I would sponsor a serial killer just to get your attention.”

“I would sponsor a serial killer just to get your attention.”

“If I met you at work, I’d totally leave my number

“If I met you at work, I’d totally leave my number

“There’s no charge to ride me.” Based on a

“There’s no charge to ride me.” Based on a

“The flirting’s not over. I could never have enough

“The flirting’s not over. I could never have enough

The best of Sheriarty, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of Sheriarty, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you

“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you

The best of miscellaneous episode references, from BBC Sherlock

The best of miscellaneous episode references, from BBC Sherlock

“If Moriarty was about to murder you, I would give him

“If Moriarty was about to murder you, I would give him

The best of Moriarty’s disguises (Jim from IT and Richard

The best of Moriarty’s disguises (Jim from IT and Richard

“Sherlock and Moriarty aren’t the only ones I have

“Sherlock and Moriarty aren’t the only ones I have

“I would come back from the dead and hijack a bunch of

“I would come back from the dead and hijack a bunch of

The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

Pick-up lines involving lyrics, song titles, or bands –

Pick-up lines involving lyrics, song titles, or bands –

The top 10 pick-up lines of 2014. Happy new year from bbcsherlockpickuplines!

The top 10 pick-up lines of 2014. Happy new year from bbcsherlockpickuplines!

“You’re the missing piece to my puzzle… and

“You’re the missing piece to my puzzle… and

“Are you Sebastian Moran? Because I wanna check out your

“Are you Sebastian Moran? Because I wanna check out your

The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s

The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s

“I would kick Moriarty over a waterfall for you.”

“I would kick Moriarty over a waterfall for you.”

“If Moriarty suggested that you and I elope, I would not

“If Moriarty suggested that you and I elope, I would not

“I must be Moriarty, because I can live without the back

“I must be Moriarty, because I can live without the back

The best of The Abominable Bride pick-up lines, based on number

The best of The Abominable Bride pick-up lines, based on number

The best of The Final Problem pick-up lines, based on number

The best of The Final Problem pick-up lines, based on number