Honey, why don’t you serve my boss another drink and then

Honey, why don’t you serve my boss another drink and then

 have you guise seen that one commercial where there’s

 have you guise seen that one commercial where there’s

chubphlosion:  biscuitsarenice:  She Came PreparedThe Daily Politics

chubphlosion: biscuitsarenice: She Came PreparedThe Daily Politics

kidraaul:  fanfictions be like ”his eyes scanned the crowed

kidraaul: fanfictions be like ”his eyes scanned the crowed

loveserum:something that is like really not talked about that

loveserum:something that is like really not talked about that

Through out the day I’m always like “I’ll just

Through out the day I’m always like “I’ll just

Adventures in posts I typed out but passed out before posting.

Adventures in posts I typed out but passed out before posting.

I wish I could wake up one morning to a cute guy dressed like

I wish I could wake up one morning to a cute guy dressed like

chronicallycreeping:I hate when people ask me “what did you

chronicallycreeping:I hate when people ask me “what did you

ourbedroomafterthewar:  do you ever get like really hopeful about

ourbedroomafterthewar: do you ever get like really hopeful about

greywardensexual:  DO YOU EVER START LISTENING TO AN AUDIO POST

greywardensexual: DO YOU EVER START LISTENING TO AN AUDIO POST

literallysnokoplasm:  i really hate it when im reading a book

literallysnokoplasm: i really hate it when im reading a book

3-2-1queer:  When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls

3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls

koncreates:  damn-the-jam:  loveissuchalovelytorture:   shark-bones:

koncreates: damn-the-jam: loveissuchalovelytorture: shark-bones:

pacaprincess:  Okay so we definitely let out the angst feels

pacaprincess: Okay so we definitely let out the angst feels

i feel like this person on our team was just fucking with us..

i feel like this person on our team was just fucking with us..

bansheeandclyde:Are you ever super obsessed with something for

bansheeandclyde:Are you ever super obsessed with something for

judgeable:  does your skin ever do that thing where it’s clear

judgeable: does your skin ever do that thing where it’s clear

chihiros-buttt:  I really love kyoukai no kanata because sometimes

chihiros-buttt: I really love kyoukai no kanata because sometimes

2013zarry:do u ever spend an entire day being really happy and

2013zarry:do u ever spend an entire day being really happy and

underthevastblueseas:  At up to 36ft in length, the oarfish is

underthevastblueseas: At up to 36ft in length, the oarfish is

gabriellejae:  i wonder what it’s like to like date someone

gabriellejae: i wonder what it’s like to like date someone

arahir:all these posts that are like *flips hair* hi newbiesss

arahir:all these posts that are like *flips hair* hi newbiesss

And then like 4 days later I dyed it burgundy which turned out

And then like 4 days later I dyed it burgundy which turned out

last night I had a dream darfin came back and was super turned

last night I had a dream darfin came back and was super turned

I hate going to crowded places sometimes because I feel like

I hate going to crowded places sometimes because I feel like

things are better and cheery and im kinda in the christmas-y

things are better and cheery and im kinda in the christmas-y

and again im sitting here and this group of girls are acting

and again im sitting here and this group of girls are acting

sometimes I get embarrassed and die whenever faineemae reblogs

sometimes I get embarrassed and die whenever faineemae reblogs

Like a Drunken Athena

Like a Drunken Athena

Every damn day I think to myself, oh my GOD I have to wipe off

Every damn day I think to myself, oh my GOD I have to wipe off

So anyway, imagine being the *exact* type of guy a post was aimed

So anyway, imagine being the *exact* type of guy a post was aimed

ladyofacat:  Can’t wait to see Lila talking bad about Ladybug,

ladyofacat: Can’t wait to see Lila talking bad about Ladybug,

i had a dream weiss was telling everyone “hey so, like, my

i had a dream weiss was telling everyone “hey so, like, my

Ok so my day has actually been great?I had like 3 sex dreams

Ok so my day has actually been great?I had like 3 sex dreams

I’ve been having a lot of fantasies about topping lately

I’ve been having a lot of fantasies about topping lately