You went to church with her for years. The pastors daughter.
i-was-already-yours: get to know me meme: 10 favourite friendships
You know what I’m gonna say… I LOVE THE FUCK OUT
iheartnorman: We’re not dead. That’s what you said. You’re
tricias-captions: She looked across the table at you. “Get
You keep telling me how unfair it is. I’m not disputing that
profeminist: “My teenage nephew told me he asked a girl
screams my professor was trying to find an example of reduplication
you know what fucking pisses me off? in time to dance brendon
kaminas-spirit: lolshtus: Lions Save Kidnapped Girl if lions
(makes an amazon wishlist) (realizes that anyone who wanted to
yourbaristaprobablyhatesyou: One time I ordered a coffee, and
thelunaticyouarelookingfor: sernacht: So, I was in the car
thelunaticyouarelookingfor:sernacht: So, I was in the car today
argumate: argumate: syntheticbakingchocolate: argumate: You
mxcleod: Hey everyone! I was asked to make another masterlist
thelunaticyouarelookingfor: sernacht: So, I was in the car
thelunaticyouarelookingfor: sernacht: So, I was in the car
sernacht: So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the
You know what? This is something that needs to be said more often:
sernacht: So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the
sernacht: So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the
Melanie walked up to Mr. Crude and said, “You know what I
“You know what I like about you, Mr. Crude?” asked Julia.“That
When Sabrina woke up, the first thing she said to Mr. Crude was, “Do
“Don’t be such a tease, young lady! If you’re going to
“What do you think? Should I leave it on? Or take it off?”
sernacht: So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the
thelunaticyouarelookingfor:sernacht:So, I was in the car today
thelunaticyouarelookingfor: sernacht: So, I was in the car today
introvertedlivin:kaminas-spirit: lolshtus: Lions Save Kidnapped
tester1001me: She said “yes, I’m actually happily married.
gastrictank: Howdy y’all, GastricTank here. You know what
kinkypolycuddlers:mnminx:an-angry-wolf:I didn’t want to
I know you said no dick pics but what about a weiner gif??I’m
You know what I love? When I post something that is my original