“I love you so much, I promise to avoid your nose and teeth
“I’d like to get some from you… And I’m
“I’ll be the knife and you be the Cluedo board: Let
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but riding crops
“How about you get off of that phone and let me show you
“My idea of a romantic lunch date: Two bags of Quavers
“Honey, you should see me in a crown… and nothing
“I suggest we do that thing where two people who like each
“I would ‘coordinate’ with you and a pair of
“I’d like to fiddle with you when I’m thinking–
“I want to grow old, retire, and study bees with you.”
“I’m crazy for you, and not in a Project H.O.U.N.D.
“I don’t have to die if I’ve got you–
“I would wait a year and a half just to serenade you with
“You know, I’ve got a phone. I mean, very clever
“I like my partners the way I like my wall decorations:
“I have five children.” Okay, so this one’s
“I would come to your flat even if I was on the other side
“When I’m retired and studying bees, will you be
“I named our dog Gladstone because you make me happy and
“I like your purple shirt. How’d you like to see
“Want to go to Buckingham Palace and color-coordinate our
“I’d let you hold my hand even if you kidnapped me
“You don’t have to be a murder victim’s stillborn
“My coat isn’t the only thing that’s pink and
“I would read your blog even if it only contained two hundred
“Forget tobacco ash. I’d rather blog two hundred
“I’ll let you kiss me if you crash through a window
“Hey, I faked my death too… When do I get to crash
“You make a really hot Guy, and I’m not just talking
“My jumpers aren’t the only thing about me with depth
“Sherlock and Moriarty aren’t the only ones I have
“I would come back from the dead and hijack a bunch of
“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date
“I love you for your brain, and I’m not referring
“Let’s go bar hopping for a couple hours and then