“You’re sweeter than the sugar I thought the Baskerville

“You’re sweeter than the sugar I thought the Baskerville

“My bed is cozier than John’s jumpers. Don’t

“My bed is cozier than John’s jumpers. Don’t

“My love for you is deeper than Sherlock’s voice.”

“My love for you is deeper than Sherlock’s voice.”

“When you’re away, I miss you more than John misses

“When you’re away, I miss you more than John misses

“I bet I can make you wetter than the fandom’s post-Reichenbach

“I bet I can make you wetter than the fandom’s post-Reichenbach

“Your feelings for me are more obvious than the password

“Your feelings for me are more obvious than the password

“You’re fancier than the restaurant John tried to

“You’re fancier than the restaurant John tried to

“When I’m through with you, you’ll have a

“When I’m through with you, you’ll have a

“Sherlock knows more about the solar system than you do

“Sherlock knows more about the solar system than you do

“You’re hotter than Molly Hooper at a Christmas

“You’re hotter than Molly Hooper at a Christmas

“Without you, I’m deader than a Flight 007 passenger.”

“Without you, I’m deader than a Flight 007 passenger.”

“I bet I can make you wetter than the place where Carl

“I bet I can make you wetter than the place where Carl

“Mycroft can resist a game of Deductions easier than I

“Mycroft can resist a game of Deductions easier than I

“Nobody has more features of interest than you.”

“Nobody has more features of interest than you.”

“If I tried to deny my love for you, it’d be less

“If I tried to deny my love for you, it’d be less

“I need you more than Lestrade needs a drink when he’s

“I need you more than Lestrade needs a drink when he’s

“Dating you would be an even better idea than MI5 security.”

“Dating you would be an even better idea than MI5 security.”

“You not loving me would mean more misfortune and disaster

“You not loving me would mean more misfortune and disaster

“Without you, my heart is more broken than the glass used

“Without you, my heart is more broken than the glass used

“I bet you’re more popular than The Blue Carbuncle.”

“I bet you’re more popular than The Blue Carbuncle.”

“I would rather receive an envelope with five orange pips

“I would rather receive an envelope with five orange pips

“I want you more than The Strand readers want proper murders.”

“I want you more than The Strand readers want proper murders.”

“My love for you is increasing faster than Mycroft’s

“My love for you is increasing faster than Mycroft’s

“From a drop of water, a logician should be able to infer

“From a drop of water, a logician should be able to infer

“You’re sweeter than all of the plum pudding in

“You’re sweeter than all of the plum pudding in

“I want to be more permanently glued to you than Mycroft’s

“I want to be more permanently glued to you than Mycroft’s

“If you were one of the reporters outside, I would do so

“If you were one of the reporters outside, I would do so

“I must be Moriarty, because I can live without the back

“I must be Moriarty, because I can live without the back

“If someone accused me of loving you, I’d be guiltier

“If someone accused me of loving you, I’d be guiltier

“I get lost in your eyes easier than other people get lost

“I get lost in your eyes easier than other people get lost

“I want to say ‘I love you’ to you more often

“I want to say ‘I love you’ to you more often

“My balls are bluer than the carbuncle Watson wrote about.”

“My balls are bluer than the carbuncle Watson wrote about.”

“You’re more important to me than finding Emelia

“You’re more important to me than finding Emelia

“Eurus may think I’m nicer than anyone, but just

“Eurus may think I’m nicer than anyone, but just

“Getting over you is more impossible than arresting a jellyfish.”

“Getting over you is more impossible than arresting a jellyfish.”

“I love you more than Sherlock loves ginger nuts.”

“I love you more than Sherlock loves ginger nuts.”