Pro Tip: If you wake up on Saturday morning in a strange house
Get them bottles poppin, we get that drip and that drop, now
sirsteeve: theactualcannibalkarkatvantas: xxserenityhimexx:
jimdoesntcarrey: xxserenityhimexx: spooky-little-wigglytuff:
fuckyourfrecklestein: makaalbarn98: spooky-little-wigglytuff:
watchmerisewatchmesink: i’ll still never understand why people
If you hook up with anyone randomly when they're sloppy ass drunk
polaroidplumber: Education with @Stephkegels. I’m the most
lilylafleur: *sobers up* what the fuck
lilylafleur: *sobers up* what the fuck
lilylafleur: *sobers up* what the fuck
mell0wfell0w: *starts to sober up* me: i can’t take this
lilylafleur: *sobers up* what the fuck
ohaithereyou: thought i was tryna sober up but lasted two weeks
lilylafleur: *sobers up* what the fuck
chloerawwwrtw: Thomas, wet from sobering up maybe? ;) brb.
cayden-carter: When you sober up and realize how awesome it
lilylafleur: *sobers up* what the fuck
mell0wfell0w: *starts to sober up* me: i can’t take this
miyazakimakedabootygo: This must have been fun when he sobered
mell0wfell0w: *starts to sober up* me: i can’t take this
lilylafleur: *sobers up* what the fuck
lilylafleur: *sobers up* what the fuck
feistylittleleopard: Yep! The guy in the blue van slammed on
tiffanys-owned: femdomvignettes: “Oh she’s totally out
mell0wfell0w: *starts to sober up* me: i can’t take this
father-daughter-fantasies: Sometimes daddy couldn’t tell the
-hewastheirfriend: but what if instead of getting drunk we
filthy-hippie-vibes: haydenhellfire:therealkimiknox: lady-stella:
lilylafleur: *sobers up* what the fuck
lilylafleur: *sobers up* what the fuck
lilylafleur: *sobers up* what the fuck
the-stoner-sage: whospilledthebongwater: bruh what if sleep
zippo077: Friday and Saturday nights were good hunting for the
femdomvignettes: “Oh she’s totally out of it, how much did
lilylafleur: *sobers up* what the fuck