“I like your strong moral principle and nerves of steel,
“I could definitely tell your body from ‘not your
“I’d like to fiddle with you when I’m thinking–
“I may not be The Golem, but I bet I can squeeze the life
“I want to introduce you to my pussy– and I’m
“I’m not your type? Don’t worry– I’m
“Boys, please, not here. Let’s take it to my bedroom.”
*SCREAMS* LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. WE HAVE
I AM NOT OKAY
“You make a really hot Guy, and I’m not just talking
“I love you for your brain, and I’m not referring
“Can I whisper how much I love you? NOT REALLY!”
Happy St. Patrick’s Day, followers! Sorry it’s not
“I promise not to be a Mayfly Man with you.”
“I’ve got some pictures for you as a treat…
“I’d let you catch me in a compromising position…
“Let’s do a procedure where the participants tend
“Knowing is owning, but that’s not why I want to
“The whole world is wet to my touch, and it’s not
“Not sure about having chemistry with me? Don’t worry,
“I know you’re not some character from Lord of the
“I’m not very good at expressing my feelings, so
“You give me life, and not just because Lazarus is go.”
“We think you’re smoking, and that’s not just
The best of minor characters, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Would you still love me even though you’re made
“People are basically fond, but not as much as I am.”
“I would love you even if you canonically did not exist
“I heard you want the D… and I’m not talking
“It’s a bit rude that noise, isn’t it? Not
“I cannot eliminate being with you, therefore it must not
“You’re the only cabbie whose head is not the only
“I may not be Uncle Rudy, but I’ll cross-dress for
“I’m not just a soldier, doctor, and blogger…
“I’m not a dragon for you to slay… I’m
“I love a shaved pussy… and I’m not talking