“Are you the Diogenes Club? Because you leave me speechless.”

“Are you the Diogenes Club? Because you leave me speechless.”

“Without you, I’m deader than a Flight 007 passenger.”

“Without you, I’m deader than a Flight 007 passenger.”

“I’m not like Sherlock. If you helped me get off,

“I’m not like Sherlock. If you helped me get off,

“I may eat breakfast in The Stranger’s Room, but

“I may eat breakfast in The Stranger’s Room, but

“Are you a plum pudding? Because I would want you inside

“Are you a plum pudding? Because I would want you inside

“Forget the visible rings of fat around my corneas. Right

“Forget the visible rings of fat around my corneas. Right

“You’re sweeter than all of the plum pudding in

“You’re sweeter than all of the plum pudding in

“Will you be my enemy that I must certainly lose to?”

“Will you be my enemy that I must certainly lose to?”

“I would let you in my house even if you were a reptile.”

“I would let you in my house even if you were a reptile.”

“Show me your Lady Bracknell and I’ll give you my salty seaman.”Submitted

“Show me your Lady Bracknell and I’ll give you my salty seaman.”Submitted

“If you came to my house in the middle of the night, my umbrella

“If you came to my house in the middle of the night, my umbrella

“Whenever I’m in your arms, I feel more secure than Sherrinford.”

“Whenever I’m in your arms, I feel more secure than Sherrinford.”

“I must be a Patience Grenade. Every move you make makes me

“I must be a Patience Grenade. Every move you make makes me

“My heart isn’t much of a target, but Cupid still managed

“My heart isn’t much of a target, but Cupid still managed

“My code name is Antarctica because I have such an impressive

“My code name is Antarctica because I have such an impressive

“Are you the night Magnussen got shot? Because I’d like to

“Are you the night Magnussen got shot? Because I’d like to

“I don’t need to be actually wetting myself in order to tell

“I don’t need to be actually wetting myself in order to tell

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A Study in Suits: Series Three, His Last Vow

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lovelettersfromcraig: Mark’s Head Bobbers & Hand Jobbers

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bbcssherlock: “The relationship between Sherlock and Watson

lovelettersfromcraig:  Mark’s Head Bobbers & Hand Jobbers

lovelettersfromcraig: Mark’s Head Bobbers & Hand Jobbers