My friends all know this.  I keep much self-cock on my phone.

My friends all know this.  I keep much self-cock on my phone.

….. I wish I could see this happen in real life…

….. I wish I could see this happen in real life…

Ya…. I now wish to be an elephants friend.  That one

Ya…. I now wish to be an elephants friend.  That one

………………. *asks his Australian

………………. *asks his Australian

OMG… i wanna be her friend and possibly lover….

OMG… i wanna be her friend and possibly lover….

lol   You can’t expect loud people pretending to be righteous

lol   You can’t expect loud people pretending to be righteous

lmao  I wish I had friends like this.  =)

lmao  I wish I had friends like this.  =)

Ha.   I used to make a meat salad, it was basically 5 or 6 kinds

Ha.   I used to make a meat salad, it was basically 5 or 6 kinds

I SO wish I had friends like this.   <3

I SO wish I had friends like this.   <3

Dude… like… be my friend who ever you are.

Dude… like… be my friend who ever you are.

Explains why I have very few friends…

Explains why I have very few friends…

Heh.  Save me a seat friend.

Heh.  Save me a seat friend.

Fuck… someone needs to punch you in the face friend….

Fuck… someone needs to punch you in the face friend….

Man’s BEST fucking friend.  Legit.

Man’s BEST fucking friend.  Legit.

Dude… if hinduism is any indication… you done fucked

Dude… if hinduism is any indication… you done fucked

Fuck you, you tall bitch, and yer little friends too!

Fuck you, you tall bitch, and yer little friends too!

HAHAHAHA!  OMG!  This is my city.  This happened like a month

HAHAHAHA!  OMG!  This is my city.  This happened like a month

Ooooo… tough luck friend.

Ooooo… tough luck friend.

Bro… we’re not friends anymore.  Nothing excuses

Bro… we’re not friends anymore.  Nothing excuses

Ah Truth my dear friend, we meet again.

Ah Truth my dear friend, we meet again.

Ohhh I have some friends who can cut that time in half.  ;)

Ohhh I have some friends who can cut that time in half.  ;)

Didn’t quite think that one through did you friend?

Didn’t quite think that one through did you friend?

lol   Your male friends are lovin’ it though…

lol   Your male friends are lovin’ it though…

lol….  You need a coaching friend… >_>

lol….  You need a coaching friend… >_>

….. I need to make friends with people like this…

….. I need to make friends with people like this…

lol  I wanna be friends with people like this.

lol  I wanna be friends with people like this.

lol.  Poor Word Choice, my old friend, we meet again.

lol.  Poor Word Choice, my old friend, we meet again.

… *sends to all his friends who are afraid of clowns*

… *sends to all his friends who are afraid of clowns*

lol  Half my friends.

lol  Half my friends.

Your friend is epic…

Your friend is epic…

He’d get his stupid friend to post for him though… idiots

He’d get his stupid friend to post for him though… idiots

epicjohndoe:Imaginary Friends Are So Complex Ha.

epicjohndoe:Imaginary Friends Are So Complex Ha.

ruinedchildhood:  If u didn’t do this with the lead on your

ruinedchildhood: If u didn’t do this with the lead on your

tugbutt:  ohshititsgreg:  *friendly boner*  broner

tugbutt: ohshititsgreg: *friendly boner* broner

funny Friends spell

funny Friends spell

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