No walkies today, thanks
He’s got a mean left hook
The grin is quicker than the eye
Maybe they’re spelling it in kitty language
Are they colour coded too?
I can’t stand these puns ;)
In flagrante delicto
Ah yes, the back of the couch …
Just don’t click and they’ll never know
Damn spiders …
Abbreviated attention span
Another weekend shot down in flames
The pupils never lie
Titled deception
They said I could be anything, so I became an interior decorator
What the hell was he doing on Mars?!
Let’s get our priorities straight, shall we?
Not exactly what I had in mind
I will confound you with your own language, and you will like
In flagrante delicto
Been nice knowin’ ya
What a lousy way to spend 14.286% of yer life
Cutest camo ever
She had more than one bun in the oven
Sure, I’m done with it anyway
Under the bed might work
In blood. I can help with that.
Wait, I’ll get a tissue
Punkin’ the pooch
I don’t care who you are, get in here and grab a can opener
Get with the program, human
Stephen King would be impressed
That’s a keeper
Gandalf !!!
Stankin’ up the joint again
Opposable thumbs come in handy