No walkies today, thanks

No walkies today, thanks

He’s got a mean left hook

He’s got a mean left hook

The grin is quicker than the eye

The grin is quicker than the eye

Maybe they’re spelling it in kitty language

Maybe they’re spelling it in kitty language

Are they colour coded too?

Are they colour coded too?

I can’t stand these puns  ;)

I can’t stand these puns  ;)

In flagrante delicto

In flagrante delicto

Ah yes, the back of the couch …

Ah yes, the back of the couch …

Just don’t click and they’ll never know

Just don’t click and they’ll never know

Damn spiders …

Damn spiders …

Abbreviated attention span

Abbreviated attention span

Another weekend shot down in flames

Another weekend shot down in flames

The pupils never lie

The pupils never lie

Titled deception

Titled deception

They said I could be anything, so I became an interior decorator

They said I could be anything, so I became an interior decorator

What the hell was he doing on Mars?!

What the hell was he doing on Mars?!

Let’s get our priorities straight, shall we?

Let’s get our priorities straight, shall we?

Not exactly what I had in mind

Not exactly what I had in mind

I will confound you with your own language, and you will like

I will confound you with your own language, and you will like

In flagrante delicto

In flagrante delicto

Been nice knowin’ ya

Been nice knowin’ ya

What a lousy way to spend 14.286% of yer life

What a lousy way to spend 14.286% of yer life

Cutest camo ever

Cutest camo ever

She had more than one bun in the oven

She had more than one bun in the oven

Sure, I’m done with it anyway

Sure, I’m done with it anyway

Under the bed might work

Under the bed might work

In blood. I can help with that.

In blood. I can help with that.

Wait, I’ll get a tissue

Wait, I’ll get a tissue

Punkin’ the pooch

Punkin’ the pooch

I don’t care who you are, get in here and grab a can opener

I don’t care who you are, get in here and grab a can opener

Get with the program, human

Get with the program, human

Stephen King would be impressed

Stephen King would be impressed

That’s a keeper

That’s a keeper

Gandalf !!!

Gandalf !!!

Stankin’ up the joint again

Stankin’ up the joint again

Opposable thumbs come in handy

Opposable thumbs come in handy