not a Bree Olsen fan, but she knows what to do with her man’s

not a Bree Olsen fan, but she knows what to do with her man’s

Eat pizza. Or do not. There is no try. 

Eat pizza. Or do not. There is no try. 

Ya girl fluffy is in a mood today,I’m slow and lazy as hell

Ya girl fluffy is in a mood today,I’m slow and lazy as hell

DO NOT DISTURB…WE’S EATING CANDY…NA NA NA

DO NOT DISTURB…WE’S EATING CANDY…NA NA NA

thatfineassaliengirl:  I also have cut back severely on pasta.

thatfineassaliengirl: I also have cut back severely on pasta.

eating habits are not the same as morals. they do not define

eating habits are not the same as morals. they do not define

squided:  republicangarbage:  bjnovakdjokovic:  did this guy

squided: republicangarbage: bjnovakdjokovic: did this guy

petbud: classicmeevs:  petbud:  classicmeevs:  dirt  mmmm…

petbud: classicmeevs: petbud: classicmeevs: dirt mmmm…

rubblygluvs:  officialcrow:  royalblueturtleneck:  Seriously

rubblygluvs: officialcrow: royalblueturtleneck: Seriously

pokemon-global-academy: lyssorz:  Look what my sister found in

pokemon-global-academy: lyssorz: Look what my sister found in

sexhaver:someone on r/legaladvice was sick of their coworker

sexhaver:someone on r/legaladvice was sick of their coworker

rolitae:  Do not eat. | Tip jar |

rolitae: Do not eat. | Tip jar |

do-not-open-til-christmas:  Yeah, and you didn’t like spinach

do-not-open-til-christmas: Yeah, and you didn’t like spinach

do-not-open-til-christmas:  Tim was spreading malicious rumors

do-not-open-til-christmas: Tim was spreading malicious rumors

obviousplant:  Do not eat my food, please.

obviousplant: Do not eat my food, please.

Doing drugs once doesn't make you a druggy. Having sex doesn't

Doing drugs once doesn't make you a druggy. Having sex doesn't

yourstruly-b:  superlockedonwhopotter:  nayx:  bjnovakdjokovic:

yourstruly-b: superlockedonwhopotter: nayx: bjnovakdjokovic:

niknak79:  Keep it sweet. Do not eat.

niknak79: Keep it sweet. Do not eat.

796030:  New Yorkers do not eat breakfast.

796030: New Yorkers do not eat breakfast.

ofcoursethatsathing:do not eat this pillow[link…]

ofcoursethatsathing:do not eat this pillow[link…]

pokemon-global-academy:  lyssorz:  Look what my sister found

pokemon-global-academy: lyssorz: Look what my sister found

rumblebee97:  You do not have to workout to eat. You do not have

rumblebee97: You do not have to workout to eat. You do not have

lucyknisley:  Dead dove do not eat.

lucyknisley: Dead dove do not eat.

pokemon-global-academy:  lyssorz:  Look what my sister found

pokemon-global-academy: lyssorz: Look what my sister found

hellabitcoins:  these are what real eggs look like.. do not eat

hellabitcoins: these are what real eggs look like.. do not eat

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:  gamerphonzy:  thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury: gamerphonzy: thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

*Pretty Girls Do Not Eat*

*Pretty Girls Do Not Eat*

*Pretty Girls Do Not Eat*

*Pretty Girls Do Not Eat*

*Pretty Girls Do Not Eat*

*Pretty Girls Do Not Eat*

sixthgunforlife:  murdercityboulevard:  niknak79:  Keep it sweet.

sixthgunforlife: murdercityboulevard: niknak79: Keep it sweet.

When the cookie package says "DO NOT EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH".

When the cookie package says "DO NOT EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH".

eating a spaghetti sandwich with the only light coming from my

eating a spaghetti sandwich with the only light coming from my

crystallinephantom:  Brush your teeth. Drink green tea. Drink

crystallinephantom: Brush your teeth. Drink green tea. Drink

do-not-touch-my-food:  Baked Salmon and Asparagus in Foil  Dont

do-not-touch-my-food: Baked Salmon and Asparagus in Foil Dont

eat-exercise-love:  tbobuddha:  Peace Comes From Within Ones

eat-exercise-love: tbobuddha: Peace Comes From Within Ones

pokemon-global-academy:  lyssorz:  Look what my sister found

pokemon-global-academy: lyssorz: Look what my sister found