Happy Valentine’s Day! I decided to give this one to Mystrade

Happy Valentine’s Day! I decided to give this one to Mystrade

“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date

“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date

“I love you for your brain, and I’m not referring

“I love you for your brain, and I’m not referring

“Stop kicking that tire… I know a better way to

“Stop kicking that tire… I know a better way to

“Even if you weren’t in my division, I’d love

“Even if you weren’t in my division, I’d love

“Sherlock’s not the only one who always carries handcuffs…

“Sherlock’s not the only one who always carries handcuffs…

“Are you Helen Louise? Because I’m going to make

“Are you Helen Louise? Because I’m going to make

“I’ll be your goldfish if you’ll be my division.”

“I’ll be your goldfish if you’ll be my division.”

“I want to Lestraddle you.”

“I want to Lestraddle you.”

“I’m like Anderson’s beard… I’ll

“I’m like Anderson’s beard… I’ll

“I’d help you hunt down a hound even if I was on

“I’d help you hunt down a hound even if I was on

“I’ve fallen for you more times than that American

“I’ve fallen for you more times than that American

“I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to

“I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to

“I bet you can make me scream… and I don’t

“I bet you can make me scream… and I don’t

“Forget the crime scene… The only body I want to

“Forget the crime scene… The only body I want to

“You don’t need Connie Prince. You’re already

“You don’t need Connie Prince. You’re already

“I fell for you harder than Rupert Graves in the gag reel.”

“I fell for you harder than Rupert Graves in the gag reel.”

“Why have a meat dagger when you can have my D.I. swagger?”

“Why have a meat dagger when you can have my D.I. swagger?”

“Why don’t you play Operation with me instead? You’ll

“Why don’t you play Operation with me instead? You’ll

The top 10 pick-up lines of 2014. Happy new year from bbcsherlockpickuplines!

The top 10 pick-up lines of 2014. Happy new year from bbcsherlockpickuplines!

“Is recreational scolding your division?”

“Is recreational scolding your division?”

“I would date a sociopath just to make you wonder if it

“I would date a sociopath just to make you wonder if it

“You are a man, and good at it… but I think you’d

“You are a man, and good at it… but I think you’d

“Why have a goldfish when you can have a silver fox?”

“Why have a goldfish when you can have a silver fox?”

“Because you know I’m all about that case, ‘bout

“Because you know I’m all about that case, ‘bout

“You know how most days aren’t good days? This is

“You know how most days aren’t good days? This is

“Break-ins aren’t my division, but I’ll make

“Break-ins aren’t my division, but I’ll make

“You don’t need a fake drugs bust to get into my

“You don’t need a fake drugs bust to get into my

“I’m so shocked by your beauty, I think I’ll

“I’m so shocked by your beauty, I think I’ll

“Holmes is where my heart is.”

“Holmes is where my heart is.”

The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s

The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s

“Seeing how much I love you? That wouldn’t exactly

“Seeing how much I love you? That wouldn’t exactly

“Are you a Holmes brother? Because you are smoking.”

“Are you a Holmes brother? Because you are smoking.”

“If you were my husband, I would never sleep with a P.E.

“If you were my husband, I would never sleep with a P.E.

“So, I heard you want the D… and I don’t

“So, I heard you want the D… and I don’t

“Are you Anderson? Because I want to ‘Phillip’

“Are you Anderson? Because I want to ‘Phillip’