You’ll have to break through your hymen, and it sounds

You’ll have to break through your hymen, and it sounds

Not only was your boss in beside you, in the room, and your wife,

Not only was your boss in beside you, in the room, and your wife,

When you try your best, but you don't succeed. When you get what

When you try your best, but you don't succeed. When you get what

You can pretend all you want, but you did not move your head

You can pretend all you want, but you did not move your head

not a lot, but you can tell its real

not a lot, but you can tell its real

tangodeltawilli:  Not the brightest of lads, are you?Can’t

tangodeltawilli: Not the brightest of lads, are you?Can’t

I hate asking for commissions, but I’m kinda in dire need of

I hate asking for commissions, but I’m kinda in dire need of

So someone said to me that you can never meet a good person off

So someone said to me that you can never meet a good person off

Ok, but seriously, @badlilblubunny‘s butt is perfect. Absolutely

Ok, but seriously, @badlilblubunny‘s butt is perfect. Absolutely

You may not be able to control every situation and its outcome,

You may not be able to control every situation and its outcome,

stormbornslytherin:  partysoft:  sassylash3s:  misscrablicker:

stormbornslytherin: partysoft: sassylash3s: misscrablicker:

Yes I know I haven’t been on for a while but please look at

Yes I know I haven’t been on for a while but please look at

manywinged:oh, you think you’re a silly goose? that’s

manywinged:oh, you think you’re a silly goose? that’s

brinigi:  overlypolitebisexual:  overlypolitebisexual:  “why

brinigi: overlypolitebisexual: overlypolitebisexual: “why

foresterboy:  deadxsushi:  root-beer-riku:  Anyone who says you

foresterboy: deadxsushi: root-beer-riku: Anyone who says you

kathereal:  thehotgirlproject:  shittyidea:  Hinder: a dating

kathereal: thehotgirlproject: shittyidea: Hinder: a dating

shutiao:  the worst part about being bilingual is being only

shutiao: the worst part about being bilingual is being only

bitchenwitch:  how do people not get that we’re not saying “you

bitchenwitch: how do people not get that we’re not saying “you

orwellsunderpants:soberscientistlife:[image description: tweet

orwellsunderpants:soberscientistlife:[image description: tweet

foone:PSA:1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly2.

foone:PSA:1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly2.

shutiao:the worst part about being bilingual is being only like…

shutiao:the worst part about being bilingual is being only like…

shutiao:the worst part about being bilingual is being only like…

shutiao:the worst part about being bilingual is being only like…

kiwimango304:  PSA! If You Send A Dick Pic Without Payment …

kiwimango304: PSA! If You Send A Dick Pic Without Payment …

You may not be able to control every situation and its outcome,

You may not be able to control every situation and its outcome,

You may not be able to control every situation and its outcome,

You may not be able to control every situation and its outcome,

You may not be able to control every situation and its outcome,

You may not be able to control every situation and its outcome,

youngblackandvegan:  when a guy says “i’m kind of an ass

youngblackandvegan: when a guy says “i’m kind of an ass

Anon or not, your decision

Anon or not, your decision

weavemama:  shoutout to all high school dropouts, students who

weavemama: shoutout to all high school dropouts, students who

you can be the king but watch the queen conquer

you can be the king but watch the queen conquer

you can be the king but watch the queen conquer

you can be the king but watch the queen conquer

i’m so pissed off at jax rn that i took another break from

i’m so pissed off at jax rn that i took another break from

mrymorstn-archive:  you know those people who are just luminous,

mrymorstn-archive: you know those people who are just luminous,

Not near as good as the other one but you can still see the panties.

Not near as good as the other one but you can still see the panties.

Not exactly a camel toe but you can see where it would be if

Not exactly a camel toe but you can see where it would be if

constellationofus:psyched-for-you:You can’t choose not

constellationofus:psyched-for-you:You can’t choose not