“Is this Reichenbach? Because I think I’m falling

“Is this Reichenbach? Because I think I’m falling

“Can I come over? I’ll scrub your floors, if you

“Can I come over? I’ll scrub your floors, if you

“Fuck me! I won a BAFTA!”

“Fuck me! I won a BAFTA!”

“If I deduced everything in your life from your alcoholic

“If I deduced everything in your life from your alcoholic

“You can see any body in this morgue. Especially mine!”

“You can see any body in this morgue. Especially mine!”

“I’d fight a thousand mermaids just to be by your

“I’d fight a thousand mermaids just to be by your

“I don’t know anything about the stars unless they’re

“I don’t know anything about the stars unless they’re

“I got the milk.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“I got the milk.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“It’s a drugs bust. I’ll bring the drugs; you

“It’s a drugs bust. I’ll bring the drugs; you

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bbcsherlockpickuplines: Okay, so I’ve never done one

The best of the villains, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (excluding

The best of the villains, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (excluding

Okay guys, I got some of the new t-shirt designs up! There are

Okay guys, I got some of the new t-shirt designs up! There are

The best of minor characters, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of minor characters, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of The Sign of Three, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of The Sign of Three, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

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The top 10 pick-up lines of 2014. Happy new year from bbcsherlockpickuplines!

“I would blow up your wall to get to you.”Suggested

“I would blow up your wall to get to you.”Suggested

“Take me up against the Reichenbach Wall.”

“Take me up against the Reichenbach Wall.”

“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would

“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would

“A nice murder normally cheers me up, but it seems like

“A nice murder normally cheers me up, but it seems like

Happy April Fool’s Day, followers! I hope you’re

Happy April Fool’s Day, followers! I hope you’re

The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s

The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s

“John says I tend to rub people up the wrong way, but I

“John says I tend to rub people up the wrong way, but I

“My coat collar isn’t the only thing that’s

“My coat collar isn’t the only thing that’s

“I promise to treat you like a queen… and by that

“I promise to treat you like a queen… and by that

“I think you look cool even when you don’t turn

“I think you look cool even when you don’t turn

“Is your name Mycroft Holmes? Because I need a little ginger

“Is your name Mycroft Holmes? Because I need a little ginger

“Tie me up like a Serbian with a cheating wife and no electricity

“Tie me up like a Serbian with a cheating wife and no electricity

“Are you the Reichenbach Falls? Because you’re soaking

“Are you the Reichenbach Falls? Because you’re soaking

“Yes, I am having an earthquake. You shake up my world.”

“Yes, I am having an earthquake. You shake up my world.”

“Forget Victor Trevor. Next time you chain me up, a very different

“Forget Victor Trevor. Next time you chain me up, a very different

The best of The Abominable Bride pick-up lines, based on number

The best of The Abominable Bride pick-up lines, based on number

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The best of The Six Thatchers pick-up lines, based on number

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The best of The Lying Detective pick-up lines, based on number

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The best of The Final Problem pick-up lines, based on number

The best of Warstan pick-up lines, based on number of notes.

The best of Warstan pick-up lines, based on number of notes.