Chubby MummyEver since Dad left, your Mom had really let herself
macstevens: Your Momma and Daddy left to go to some sort of
dadincharge: You begged for it boy so I don’t want to
faggot-fuckhole-forfather: dadincharge: You begged for it boy
papadane: I know you’ve heard your momma scream when
nerdynympho87: Only 1 more day after today! Don’t let me slip
“Dishonor on you. Dishonor on your cow.”Bummer Brittany
maternityfashionlooks: ’ “Submission! “39 weeks pregnant
skykingofthesky: Did your momma name you Timbaland you dumbass?
upherasshole: Work what your momma gave you!
clarknokent: When you’re playing outside when you’re not
deebott: skykingofthesky: Did your momma name you Timbaland
bronzehungbull: If you hear your momma screaming tonight you
cumformeboredwifey: Welcome home honey! Give your momma a hug!
daddylovestofuk: Your momma’s not here
apervertedthought: “…just like that baby… you’re
fuckyeahtonsofass: Tons and tons and tons and tons and TONS
papadane: I know you’ve heard your momma scream when I screw
papadane: I know you’ve heard your momma scream when I screw
skykingofthesky: Did your momma name you Timbaland you dumbass?
rebelliousrebe: clarknokent: When you’re playing outside
apervertedthought: “Was your momma making too much noise,
urbansophisticatedgeek: yeah-okay-seph: king-emare: allgoodevenwhenitfeelsstrange:
***You all inquire every day about my child’s father when it’s
jearwork: When you’re too shy to ask for some private time
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consulting-space-hunter: srsfunny: Black Leopard’s Reaction
statuesquebabydoll: Shake what your momma gave ya! @statuesque_babydoll
clarknokent: When you’re playing outside when you’re not
skykingofthesky:Did your momma name you Timbaland you dumbass?
consulting-space-hunter: srsfunny: Black Leopard’s Reaction
consulting-space-hunter: srsfunny: Black Leopard’s Reaction
tokyotk: I hate when women think I’m flirting with them when
“I didn’t know who David Bowie was but this was the whitest
consulting-space-hunter: srsfunny: Black Leopard’s Reaction
sonofjocasta: Oh, yesss, baby! That’s it, that’s just