I should go out and drive for Uber but I popped a Percocet so
lookatasha:I’m crying 😭😭😭😭 Man I drive for Uber
Every Friday night i get chatted up by some drunk person stumbling
Me driving drunk folk around for Uber in the rain
gregwuzhere: Me driving drunk folk around for Uber in the rain
thotjoose: mexicanbrujabarbie: @thotjoose Omfg lmfao I was
All Black girls have good hair.
eggiboos: 💯💯💯💯 Uber is very customer-focused, at
kidxforever: *starts driving for uber and lyft* *plays my mixtape*
crimewave420: iamoutofideas: crimewave420: my uber driver
mrsolodolo24: I hate whoever made this 😂😂😂 When I
whitepeopletwitter: Lyft it is. You kinda sign up for dealing
rosyish: rosyish: If you drive drunk tonight you’re ugly
4a0000: Also side note I’m really grateful for all the uber
sparkylurkdragon: jonlybonlyfromboldlygo: threeraccoonsinatrenchcoat:
dragginage: 10cloverfieldlane: i hope the world doesn’t turn
dragginage: 10cloverfieldlane: i hope the world doesn’t turn
commongayboy: marxist-meninism: commongayboy: If you need a
My boy talkin about getting this beaut. I keep tellin him get
o k a y. mom you can stop being über cunt because I can't drive
pervocracy: Everyone knows that on Uber/Lyft you should always
mochiifeedii:Idk what these Uber drivers must be thinking, driving
sod1492: popejohnsmith: Uber - Tel Aviv Or better known as
toadprince: toadprince: My Uber driver is playing a talk debunking
As I was driving down the Strip in front of the Casino Royale