milktree:  always ask a snail where they are going and if they

milktree: always ask a snail where they are going and if they

postllimit:  why iphones gotta take two million years to turn

postllimit: why iphones gotta take two million years to turn

shego:  people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they

shego: people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they

thorvalkyrie-deactivated2018010:  “All the other fairies fly,

thorvalkyrie-deactivated2018010: “All the other fairies fly,

sarahjessicapenis:  Does anyone else wonder how hot they would

sarahjessicapenis: Does anyone else wonder how hot they would

translikeuswereborntorun:  secretlifeofageekygirl:  Literally

translikeuswereborntorun: secretlifeofageekygirl: Literally

cutieringtail:  falmyrion:  queerpong:  “YOUR GAY” they shouted.

cutieringtail: falmyrion: queerpong: “YOUR GAY” they shouted.

insigins:  frickstiel:  i want a tumblr buddy from a different

insigins: frickstiel: i want a tumblr buddy from a different

awkward-telegrapher:  haniwi:  This spanish snk abridged will

awkward-telegrapher: haniwi: This spanish snk abridged will

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:  I don’t even think girls would

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire: I don’t even think girls would

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:  I don’t even think girls would

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire: I don’t even think girls would

laugh-addict:     People that think they are going to be magically

laugh-addict:   People that think they are going to be magically

destispell:  imagine an american going to hogwarts determined

destispell: imagine an american going to hogwarts determined

thebowspring:  NOT EVEN SATAN could have thought this up. Israelis

thebowspring: NOT EVEN SATAN could have thought this up. Israelis

dietcrush:  my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up

dietcrush: my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up

australiansanta:  some of you are so shallow basing who you want

australiansanta: some of you are so shallow basing who you want

joelmillers:  coldwarqueer:  in russian they dont say “i love

joelmillers: coldwarqueer: in russian they dont say “i love

broccloi:  today we had a lock down drill and one kid in my class

broccloi: today we had a lock down drill and one kid in my class

spoopyphilia:  bloodyoathmate:  My mum’s friends at work are

spoopyphilia: bloodyoathmate: My mum’s friends at work are

ammit420:  horror movie synopsis white family moves into house

ammit420: horror movie synopsis white family moves into house

drowningheta:  gallifreyburning:  giraffepoliceforce:  I really

drowningheta: gallifreyburning: giraffepoliceforce: I really

arrogantmistletoerag:  Can we talk about how if Lily and James

arrogantmistletoerag: Can we talk about how if Lily and James

knightscrest:  officialnasa:  knightscrest:  knightscrest:  how

knightscrest: officialnasa: knightscrest: knightscrest: how

idkhumor:  today a kid said “think of anyone in your life-

idkhumor: today a kid said “think of anyone in your life-

tashabilities:  defenseoftheancients:  dualchainz:  wat da dog

tashabilities: defenseoftheancients: dualchainz: wat da dog

clvbpenguin:  deadmarks:  lorenzo-drums:  This is what it’s

clvbpenguin: deadmarks: lorenzo-drums: This is what it’s

meowgon:  kinginthewest:  it’s just like, why are there cat

meowgon: kinginthewest: it’s just like, why are there cat

dietcrush:  my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up

dietcrush: my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up

versaceslut:  this bookstore has like four cats and they let

versaceslut: this bookstore has like four cats and they let

gryphonbutts:  ledoodlepoodle:  kanrose:  ok i know a lot of

gryphonbutts: ledoodlepoodle: kanrose: ok i know a lot of

knightscrest:  officialnasa:  knightscrest:  knightscrest:  how

knightscrest: officialnasa: knightscrest: knightscrest: how

cannedviennasausage:  monobeartheater:  literally what the fuck

cannedviennasausage: monobeartheater: literally what the fuck

feministmagicalgirl:  don’t yell at cashiers if they are asking

feministmagicalgirl: don’t yell at cashiers if they are asking

meowgon:  kinginthewest:  it’s just like, why are there cat

meowgon: kinginthewest: it’s just like, why are there cat

seedy:  eatpizzas:  some boys at my school started a men’s

seedy: eatpizzas: some boys at my school started a men’s

  I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until