“Let’s talk about the birds and the Bee Gees.”

“Let’s talk about the birds and the Bee Gees.”

“I always hear ‘kiss me on the mouth’ when

“I always hear ‘kiss me on the mouth’ when

“Would you like to see the Ice Man cometh?” Submitted

“Would you like to see the Ice Man cometh?” Submitted

“I think you’re really brainy. And I mean that in

“I think you’re really brainy. And I mean that in

“Shall I show you the code to my safe?”

“Shall I show you the code to my safe?”

“I’m not just a woman– I’m the Woman

“I’m not just a woman– I’m the Woman

“I want to express my love for you in every possible variant

“I want to express my love for you in every possible variant

“Don’t you want me on the floor too? And on the bed,

“Don’t you want me on the floor too? And on the bed,

“How about you treat me the way Irene Adler treats royalty?”

“How about you treat me the way Irene Adler treats royalty?”

“It would be the end of the world to me if your landlady

“It would be the end of the world to me if your landlady

“Our babies would be sexy in both senses of the word.”

“Our babies would be sexy in both senses of the word.”

“I guess people can stop calling me The Ice Man, because

“I guess people can stop calling me The Ice Man, because

“You make me come to life like the Geek Interpreter’s

“You make me come to life like the Geek Interpreter’s

“Brainy’s the new sexy, but your looks are just old

“Brainy’s the new sexy, but your looks are just old

“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or

“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or

peg-me-please:  tsurufoto:  Tanya’s Selfie by Aaron Tsuru with

peg-me-please: tsurufoto: Tanya’s Selfie by Aaron Tsuru with

While the nation was going through the throes of the Lewinsky

While the nation was going through the throes of the Lewinsky

grimphantom2: itoruna-the-platypus:  Double the scandals, double

grimphantom2: itoruna-the-platypus: Double the scandals, double

fuckyeahkradison:   LOL forever.   Of all the ~scandalous pictures

fuckyeahkradison: LOL forever. Of all the ~scandalous pictures

Your step-dad wants me to marry you before my belly grows. He

Your step-dad wants me to marry you before my belly grows. He

Looking over the edge of the waterfall!

Looking over the edge of the waterfall!

Click here to watch the full movieIndian Sex Scandal

Click here to watch the full movieIndian Sex Scandal

dildosatisfaction:  Be sure to be the teacher’s pet this Halloween

dildosatisfaction: Be sure to be the teacher’s pet this Halloween

So many mind-melting shows to choose from, so what should I watch

So many mind-melting shows to choose from, so what should I watch

taissaifarmiga:What, sticky gold stars and a strand of my hair?

taissaifarmiga:What, sticky gold stars and a strand of my hair?

Lord Melody - Wau Wau (1962) https://youtu.be/jbfsFTZFIWYオーパパ

Lord Melody - Wau Wau (1962) https://youtu.be/jbfsFTZFIWYオーパパ

musingsdeme:  distortion101:  Casual looks  onthevergeofsomethingawesome

musingsdeme: distortion101: Casual looks onthevergeofsomethingawesome

 Jon Stewart took to The Daily Show last night (11/10/11) to

Jon Stewart took to The Daily Show last night (11/10/11) to

theonion:WASHINGTON—Fervently proclaiming that he was actually

theonion:WASHINGTON—Fervently proclaiming that he was actually

dreamingviolet:  lostsplendor:  lecourtier:  the-art-of-romance:

dreamingviolet: lostsplendor: lecourtier: the-art-of-romance:

notpetewentz:  im not even in the one direction fandom but i

notpetewentz: im not even in the one direction fandom but i

paopuroomies:    Here the answer for all the asks about where

paopuroomies: Here the answer for all the asks about where

notpetewentz:  im not even in the one direction fandom but i

notpetewentz: im not even in the one direction fandom but i

themonsteryouhate:  1% of the worlds population is transgender.

themonsteryouhate: 1% of the worlds population is transgender.

tommilsom:  thedailywhat:  Hypocritical Hoosier of the Day: Indiana

tommilsom: thedailywhat: Hypocritical Hoosier of the Day: Indiana

notpetewentz:  im not even in the one direction fandom but i

notpetewentz: im not even in the one direction fandom but i