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“You’re hotter than The Dynamics of Combustion.”

“I bet I can make you thirstier than Greg alone at a wedding.”

“I hope our relationship lasts longer than John’s

“Lestrade will find his division before I find someone

“I want to be your boyfriend more than Sherlock wanted

“Let’s get on your laptop and look at something other

“You are more eloquent than dust.”

“If I said I didn’t love you, it would be a bigger

“I love you more than Alex Woodbridge loved astronomy.”

“I’m sorry I let it all slide… How about

“I’m hung better than the dummy in our living room.”

“I can shoot my load better than Sebastian Moran can shoot

“Your eyes are more colorful than John’s Christmas

“I’ve fallen for you more times than a Sherlock

“Your loss would break my heart even more than Sherlock’s

“I’ve waited for you longer than the fandom has

“Your love is more intoxicating than John’s stag

“Your face is more perfectly sculpted than Moriarty’s

“I love you more than Mycroft loves his umbrella.”

“You’re more addictive than a seven percent solution.”

“Your teeth are whiter than Molly’s lab coat.”

“You’re hotter than the bonfire I put John in.”

“I want to text you more often than Irene texted Sherlock.”

“I bet I can find your G spot quicker than Sherlock finds

“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.”

“I love you more than Sherlock loves bees.”

“I want you in my life more permanently than a Black Lotus

“Your wit is sharper than Irene Adler’s heels.”

“Your style is more iconic than Sherlock in a deerstalker.”

“If you needed a shoulder to cry on, I would volunteer

“You’re hotter than a shoddy Victorian outfit from

“You’re more hip than the body part Mrs. Hudson

“I’m gonna need something bigger than Appledore

“I want to go steady with you– steadier than John’s

“Finding someone as beautiful as you is more difficult

“I love you more than Jennifer Wilson loved the color pink.”