Your wife still not back by morning? Pretty sure she’s
I’m so drunk baby, fucking use me..
“I got a little drunk at our after work party, honey. That’s
Your roommate just broke up with her boyfriend and you thought
jrodrig8: hot-men-of-reddit: My date stood me up and I’m
You don’t know why your mom lived her life so precautiously
I’m so sorry baby, it happened at the beach party. He got me
I got so drunk tonight that I couldn’t fucking stand and
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cloudninebrat: little baby mouse (❁´◡`❁) btw my daddy
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this whiskey and ginger ale is strong as fuck, so i think i’m
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domnator: So drunk, so fucking wasted and out, I could swear
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