All those lovely sharp little spikes.  Mmmmmmm…what a

All those lovely sharp little spikes. Mmmmmmm…what a

Dammit!  There’s a bug on the surface of the pool!  Bring

Dammit! There’s a bug on the surface of the pool! Bring

I hate it when I break a heel on these rugs. This pair is perfect.

I hate it when I break a heel on these rugs. This pair is perfect.

Confession time…  I LOVE it when the shoes come out…and

Confession time… I LOVE it when the shoes come out…and

Know how some things just are made to be together?  Like milk

Know how some things just are made to be together? Like milk

I love jamming My heel down their throat as far as I can push.

I love jamming My heel down their throat as far as I can push.

Give Me roses?  I’ll give you back the thorns.

Give Me roses? I’ll give you back the thorns.

Look at them.  Built for a purpose.  So obvious!  If you’re

Look at them. Built for a purpose. So obvious! If you’re

Well My little shit!  you’ve peed on the oriental for the

Well My little shit! you’ve peed on the oriental for the

Perfect.  Brand new. Not a mark on them.  Totally unacceptable.

Perfect. Brand new. Not a mark on them. Totally unacceptable.

Oh little brother!  That look on your face is so precious…when

Oh little brother! That look on your face is so precious…when

Know a male or two you would like to spear like an Olive?  I

Know a male or two you would like to spear like an Olive? I

Really no different than a mouse.  Less fur perhaps.  But squeals

Really no different than a mouse. Less fur perhaps. But squeals

I have an insatiable appetite for destruction.  And I haven’t

I have an insatiable appetite for destruction. And I haven’t

Surprise slave!  I asked My twin sister to join Me.  Two pairs

Surprise slave! I asked My twin sister to join Me. Two pairs

W/we all ‘identify’ dont W/we? With one or the other…

W/we all ‘identify’ dont W/we? With one or the other…

Power.  The power to pass judgement.  Casually, callously.  To

Power. The power to pass judgement. Casually, callously. To

“Toes are nice and pointy. Good, sturdy, hard as a rock.

“Toes are nice and pointy. Good, sturdy, hard as a rock.