I just had to redo the office voicemail greetings.  My voice

I just had to redo the office voicemail greetings. My voice

Send me a message if anyone wants to hear audio I’m working

Send me a message if anyone wants to hear audio I’m working

*checks messages on okcupid*  *is completely overwhelmed*  *remembers

*checks messages on okcupid* *is completely overwhelmed* *remembers

My birthday is coming up.  The rewards program bot from my retail

My birthday is coming up.  The rewards program bot from my retail

Last night, I admitted to my little brother (who I am very close

Last night, I admitted to my little brother (who I am very close

Fellas, you know I don’t post pictures without my face

Fellas, you know I don’t post pictures without my face

I’ve been saying “message me followers” a lot butThe health

I’ve been saying “message me followers” a lot butThe health

Hum de dum dum I’m a perv who wants to text the boy and

Hum de dum dum I’m a perv who wants to text the boy and

I wake up to find that he messaged me asking what I was doing

I wake up to find that he messaged me asking what I was doing

I am bored and desperate. Message me, Neil

I am bored and desperate. Message me, Neil

I must be professional.  I must not message Neil even though

I must be professional.  I must not message Neil even though

Oh my GodSomebody ask me what happened with NeilYes I’m

Oh my GodSomebody ask me what happened with NeilYes I’m

Phone: *text message sound*Me: oh thank God. I’m so lonely.

Phone: *text message sound*Me: oh thank God. I’m so lonely.

Guys send me an ask or a message with enough information about

Guys send me an ask or a message with enough information about

My messages are open. If anyone can talk me through this. As

My messages are open. If anyone can talk me through this. As

if continuing to follow me is important to you, please message

if continuing to follow me is important to you, please message

somebody message me about writing!

somebody message me about writing!

Tbh…I feel like such irritating, needy garbage most of

Tbh…I feel like such irritating, needy garbage most of

Based on my favorite bands, message me which ones you think I

Based on my favorite bands, message me which ones you think I

Sooo who wanna Kik or snapchat me? Message me your usernames

Sooo who wanna Kik or snapchat me? Message me your usernames

Sooo I fucking sprained my ankle while out on a roller skating

Sooo I fucking sprained my ankle while out on a roller skating

I’m literally trying to communicate when I’m alone

I’m literally trying to communicate when I’m alone

baebyboyz Snapchat is novasan  For anyone else who wants to add

baebyboyz Snapchat is novasan For anyone else who wants to add

Y'all don’t even realize that much like my queue posting

Y'all don’t even realize that much like my queue posting

steppingoncellphones:  Hi, I have the new chat feature now. This

steppingoncellphones: Hi, I have the new chat feature now. This

This is the real, honest reason that I just now responded to

This is the real, honest reason that I just now responded to

A follower just messaged me telling me that she feels too ugly

A follower just messaged me telling me that she feels too ugly

I fear to send another unanswered message.  I must be bothering

I fear to send another unanswered message. I must be bothering

Also I’m on Skype and stuff and I’m about to watch

Also I’m on Skype and stuff and I’m about to watch

If anyone’s around, can you like.  idk.  send me messages

If anyone’s around, can you like.  idk.  send me messages

I’m awash with feelings related to Team Stark and I will

I’m awash with feelings related to Team Stark and I will

OKAY!  I got to sleep in for the first time in a long while

OKAY!  I got to sleep in for the first time in a long while

ok I’m exhausted.  I got no writing done today.  I have

ok I’m exhausted.  I got no writing done today.  I have

all y'all have the sweetest messages attached to the signal boost

all y'all have the sweetest messages attached to the signal boost

btw there’s totally three pretty important messages in

btw there’s totally three pretty important messages in

I just applied for a one year position at a school my former

I just applied for a one year position at a school my former