You ask me to come and collect your drunk whore ass from a party
flatulence-and-frustrations: xoxannika: duchessoftardis221b:
100 followers means you get a naughty pic of me at work. The
hipster: I’m that girlfriend that stares at you and smiles
He told me I reminded him of his mother. He told me at least
childofzeuss: If you can’t handle me at my worst then fuck
venusaurphobia: my friends: they were totally flirting with
hatin: i wish you were with me right now i want a 2 hour long
For ฤ at Target? My life is almost complete
I don’t know how soon I’ll be able to make another
meladoodle: you had me at “i’m a millionaire”
mum, I’m a unicorn! ✨ (everyone that hung out with me
You see your favorite Pokemon looking right back at you with
I know I shouldn’t be dwelling on this subject so much,
DON'T MAKE ME THROW A PEANUT AT YOU!
You stop talking to me while you're away. That's ok.
rosecrystal: men really be talking to me and think im listening
![taidstick: [me internally while someones talkin to me] wow they](http://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_78a2b31c2ab7_512.png){kind=avatar}
taidstick: [me internally while someones talkin to me] wow they
jodiefoster: me @ me: don’t start buddy don’t you dare
michonnegrimes: I can hold my liquor. No, you
You had me at ’Body Positive enthusiast’ I hope you like
me-loves-strawberries replied to your photo: No Name He remembers
You don't know me at all.
daenerystargaryen: “You would not only be respected and
jackryan1123: My cock getting sucked when I was 18 and my cock
I have so much anger sitting directly under my skin that I need
maruchu: If you are a biphobe please unfollow me. If you believe
splendidbuttsex: ronaldalan: rebelderadioactivo: Me walking
sansserifaster: maximumpenetration: my parents call and said
likearavecraver: http://moon-cosmic-power.tumblr.com/ and me
nursary: *some dude looks at me* me: 📢 do you have a problem
fawnbaby: Tell me I’m cute or something so I can like roll
punacceptable:hey if you are a middle aged white man don’t
lemme-holla-at-you: lemme-holla-at-you
Me and Dani have been talking on Skype for over 5 hours, let
ughhh so this guy i liked and was trying to get to know him abit..