“I may be on a diet, but I’d still lick your ‘frosting.’”

“I may be on a diet, but I’d still lick your ‘frosting.’”

“I would make you scream my name even if we were in the

“I would make you scream my name even if we were in the

“I never text when I can talk… You should make me

“I never text when I can talk… You should make me

“Forget using Anthea– I’d much rather come

“Forget using Anthea– I’d much rather come

“I don’t care about your intermittent tremor–

“I don’t care about your intermittent tremor–

“My umbrella will keep you dry, but I’ll keep you

“My umbrella will keep you dry, but I’ll keep you

“Bond Air isn’t my only ‘jumbo jet,’

“Bond Air isn’t my only ‘jumbo jet,’

“Want to go to Buckingham Palace and color-coordinate our

“Want to go to Buckingham Palace and color-coordinate our

“Want to occupy a minor position in the British government?”

“Want to occupy a minor position in the British government?”

“Mycroft? I’d rather be your croft.”

“Mycroft? I’d rather be your croft.”

“I don’t know what you might deduce about my brother’s

“I don’t know what you might deduce about my brother’s

“I don’t smoke, don’t frequent cafes, don’t

“I don’t smoke, don’t frequent cafes, don’t

The best of Mycroft’s umbrella, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

The best of Mycroft’s umbrella, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

“Care to be my goldfish?”

“Care to be my goldfish?”

“Forget my brother’s bolt-holes… How about

“Forget my brother’s bolt-holes… How about

Happy Valentine’s Day! I decided to give this one to Mystrade

Happy Valentine’s Day! I decided to give this one to Mystrade

“Am I horny too? I haven’t checked.”

“Am I horny too? I haven’t checked.”

“I learned Serbian in a couple hours. Want to see how quickly

“I learned Serbian in a couple hours. Want to see how quickly

“I’d let you catch me in a compromising position…

“I’d let you catch me in a compromising position…

“My penis is a dagger– a scalpel wielded with precision

“My penis is a dagger– a scalpel wielded with precision

“I would let you call me Myc.”

“I would let you call me Myc.”

“I guess people can stop calling me The Ice Man, because

“I guess people can stop calling me The Ice Man, because

“Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI…

“Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI…

“You can imagine the Christmas dinners, but I’d much

“You can imagine the Christmas dinners, but I’d much

“If you be my goldfish, I promise to keep you plenty wet.”

“If you be my goldfish, I promise to keep you plenty wet.”

“If I can convince a sniper to reconsider shooting John,

“If I can convince a sniper to reconsider shooting John,

“May I be the umbrella to your Mycroft? I want you to take

“May I be the umbrella to your Mycroft? I want you to take

“So, I heard you want the D… and I don’t

“So, I heard you want the D… and I don’t

“The handle of my umbrella isn’t the only thing

“The handle of my umbrella isn’t the only thing

“Unlike my work for the British government, I occupy a

“Unlike my work for the British government, I occupy a

“I am the closest thing to a friend you are capable of

“I am the closest thing to a friend you are capable of

“I don’t just want the D… I want the D.I.”

“I don’t just want the D… I want the D.I.”

“Is your name Lestrade? Because your hair may be silver,

“Is your name Lestrade? Because your hair may be silver,

“I want to go steady with you– steadier than John’s

“I want to go steady with you– steadier than John’s

“I hope coffee and donuts aren’t the only things

“I hope coffee and donuts aren’t the only things

“When you’re away, I miss you more than John misses

“When you’re away, I miss you more than John misses